Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

Draw ur fursona like this https://twitter.com/samoyedsbot/status/857670061980602369

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Rats are ticklish but laugh at a register higher than we can hear

Almost every word in this Wikipedia article rules

its the year 2050. for 10 years your retinal implant has been blinking 12:00 because the company decided to stop supporting it

Facebook reminded me that I posted this pic of capybaras three years ago and that's a good enough reason to do so again
https://slime.global/media/FN7XFq6-THMxm32ceHY

You know you're in the future, because
a) your web browser uses three gig of RAM
and
b) you don't really care, because for some reason you have thirteen more

@ElectricKeet
There once was a puppy named Caely
Whose rhymes were delib'rately faily
she saw a bad verse
and, to make it worse,

There once was an Electric Keet
Whose limericks were rarely complete
She spent so much time
Devising a rhyme