Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

the Gillette safety razor company definitely delivered on their 1910s slogan of "no stropping, no honing" given that we now aren't sure what those words mean

Schrödinger's Joke: a social media post that is "telling it like it is" until someone objects to it, at which point it's "just sarcasm, why do you take everything so seriously?".

Current living situation:

I still need to find a place by the end of May, the sooner the better tbh. I may be able to work out keeping my current place if someone can the other room which is going for about 600. Though honestly finding a cheaper place is a much better option. I'm a 25 year old gay transwoman who works in tech looking for a roommate in Portland or Seattle (tho that would be a bigger move). If you know anyone also searching I'd appreciate reaching out!

Please boost

Section 1557 has been made unenforceable by Trump. This means rights for healthcare Obama signed into law for LGBT folks have been taken back.

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/859544158964391936

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/02/donald-trump-religious-liberty-executive-order-237888

https://rewire.news/article/2017/05/02/breaking-trump-administration-reverses-course-obamacares-civil-rights-protections/

https://awoo.space/media/9rkwU1-TmKJsqw2cKkw

Hey.

You deserve happiness and peace. Take breaks if you need. Talk to someone if you need. Gimme a hug if you want.

Every time you take a breath, that's a victory. Good job. Really.

if you like dragons you're gay

(out with a friend)

me: *opens mouth, modem noises come out*
someone: "what are they doing?"
my friend: "oh just communicating with the other instance admins"

@wxcafe Official Mastodon™ Instance Admin Communication System

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And take your money

It's May 2, the day after Mayday
be aware, employers of the world

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Hey!
You!

You are Good!
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