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Hey I’m biased but I think actually just asking for attention is valid, that’s my hot take

stroganoff will forever make me think of the mr. incredible "im not strong enough" meme because near homophones

*moves to a new city*
*stays in and plays bloodborne for like half a month*

"i'll take quotable quotes for 800, alex"

trebek turns to the board, indicating the last remaining square in that category

the clue comes up: "a miserable little pile of secrets"

dracula's hand slams down on the button. this is his moment to shine

wow its been like half a month since i last posted on here oops

lewd joke 

what if the real reason glory holes exist is because someone wanted to fuck walls

what do you call jokes about glass eyes 

vitreous humor

its been a month and this is still worth bein said imo

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Just realized Kapp’n is a pun on Kappa and captain

light bloodborne spoilers 

i wonder what the moon smells like if thats what hunters have as their signature smell, overpowering everything else hunters get up to and being immediately identifiable even for children

i think i replay bloodborne in the wrong way cause what i do is pick a weapon i wanna use, start a new character and rush to it asap, then play through that game and stop once i reach the end. ostensibly i should either do chalice dungeons or new game plus?? but i just dont for some reason

this is actually a bloodborne joke too sorry 

look close, and you'll see it too...
the shape
of water

breenposting 

where's neil tho (to the tune of where's waldo)

bloodborne 

its extremely satisfying to stagger an enemy with the reiterpallasch's transforming attack

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