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Sony just told me I have too many PlayStations so it won’t activate this ps3 I got for $7

You’d think they’d be happy about that but noooooooooo

Maybe I had too much sugar and coffee at this morning birthday party.

RT @KT_NRE@twitter.com: I'm sure this sculpture is supposed to be a statement on consumer culture or something, but all I can see is Jesus and Lenin trying REALLY HARD to make this whole co-parenting thing work as they take Mickey to his first day of kindergarten.

hot tip: heterosexual boys do not typically spend a lot of time wondering about the subjectivity of being a girl

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Pol 

I kind of hope Andrew Sullivan trips and falls into a tire fire

@cypnk are they not just making this assumption based on getting no cookies to a certain domain?

@cat my link only wears the lady outfit once she gets it. Its a self learning moment.

Whoa 8192 tb of ram eh dr light? How about more L1 and L2 cache then?

WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I SAY THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM??????

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Rookie at aikido: I like training with you because you don’t hold back

Me in my head: oh you sweet summer child...

@angrboda I dunno. There’s a lot of bullshit around lineage and stuff and I’m not actually close to anything at all out here. I’d probably go back to Olympic weightlifting if I had the spare time

Feeling meh about aikido 

mostly the problem is people can’t fall. And if they can’t fall then I can’t throw. So I’m really just being a training dummy for everyone else.

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