Hypnadogic Pup @Fuego@awoo.space
Mixie trash
- she / her -
Joined Apr 2017
@mawr are you crying while you laugh?
computers suck
@IrisKalmia seriously... how can they track you and serve you ads without scripts??!
computers suck
Just get out there and write node.php so we can get this race to the bottom over more quickly - we want the most unreliable, least debuggable and least powerful possible toolset on which to build the future
our generation are the techboomers! fuck our children as hard as possible!
tech
The greatest trick the devil played was convincing the world all desktop programs should be js in electron and all servers should be js in node
@squ1rrel epigenetic
@Firstaide Do a magic with it all.
@bea zero of my dresses have shoulders
@Litchi don't die! You're too great!!
@Jessiscah@mastodon.social I bought it when it came out and it was terrible on day 1 also. Played it literally once.
Hypnadogic Pup
boosted
No gods, no masters in the streets
Oh god, yes Master in the sheets
@jk and enough map to actually store levels
Hypnadogic Pup
boosted
@masklayer good morning!
@Gaypow that coven resides in Tennessee
@Tanuki so you can get more lotto tickets?
@vahnj you assumed right of course
A fucking cop hit on me on Reddit and I am trying to think of a suitably terrible thing to say to him
@TipsyTentacle@witches.town they get paid to look for Atlantis
@literallyfenic @staticsafe@mastodon.zombocloud.com @Efi computers are terrible and humanity is fucked, yes.
@literallyfenic @staticsafe@mastodon.zombocloud.com @Efi you're literally creating a process per tab that runs at a limited execution level, that communicates over IPC to a manager that is keeping state of all the tabs and performing all the syscalls then passing the info back to the lower priv processes.... its expensive.
Like this is pretty well known... you're either expensive or you're owned. Choose one.
Mixie trash
- she / her -
Joined Apr 2017
