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acab 

My parents next door neighbor is a cop who wears confederate flags constantly. They live in fuckin massachusetts. He was just caught stealing $18k from the evidence locker.

They put him on paid leave.

computers suck 

@IrisKalmia seriously... how can they track you and serve you ads without scripts??!

computers suck 

Just get out there and write node.php so we can get this race to the bottom over more quickly - we want the most unreliable, least debuggable and least powerful possible toolset on which to build the future

our generation are the techboomers! fuck our children as hard as possible!

tech 

The greatest trick the devil played was convincing the world all desktop programs should be js in electron and all servers should be js in node

@Jessiscah@mastodon.social I bought it when it came out and it was terrible on day 1 also. Played it literally once.

No gods, no masters in the streets
Oh god, yes Master in the sheets

A fucking cop hit on me on Reddit and I am trying to think of a suitably terrible thing to say to him

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town they get paid to look for Atlantis

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