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Old lesbian holding a neon running shoe: is this a men's shoe or a women's shoe?

Me, thinking: anyone can fuck this shoe if they want

@masklayer such strenuous living I just don't understand...

@bea this is why you're the smart one and I'm the dumb dog

@bea she's gonna be a thug in an anime some day. I'll buy her a lead pipe for her 13th birthday

@noiob how would it be possible to run a public server that wasn't possible to run locally?

Take a song from 5 years ago, remove dirty bass wobble, add trap high hat roll, ship it!

@ElectricKeet Luna is still there. But the tri is a two hit kill at any range, requires no aiming, and has longer range than the 52 gal. It's a monster in this game

That tri-Slosher is some bullshit, let me tell you. I've been using it all night. I'm afraid to keep using it because when it gets nerfed I'll be out of practice aiming...

@Jessiscah@mastodon.social *head explodes*

@Fuego don't forget:
4) Be a good dog and catch the frisbee in your muzzle

Old inkling song:

Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and surf and splat

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