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Like I don’t want to be a hermit and hide from every family event but for fucks sake I am so over stimulated this is just like completely miserable and exhausting

There are like 20 adults 2 infants and 400 Boston terriers in a space the size of my living room and they’re all yelling and I need like a Valium real bad....

@literorrery for example my hips are hurting so Yesterday I ate an entire pizza :)

@Oneironott when someone asks you for five fish, you better make up something quick you better type type type type like the wind
(barracuda)

Really as an ott I thought you’d pick eating fish

I need a slightly older dominant femme girlfriend that will treat me like a pet dog

Is that so much to ask??

@Trev@icosahedron.website alternately never talk to him again

Aikido tests went well and I’m not too beat (or I don’t hurt yet) but apparently senseis both thought they’d already given me a rank higher than I have like several years ago haha

Rank is bullshit.

@Trev@icosahedron.website second only to the new shojo ai shop

Straight panic 

@Vann@glitch.social a girl I know told me her boyfriend doesn’t like to touch her vagina because “it makes him feel like a gynecologist”

Its gray. I have a lot of work to do then I have to go be uke for a bunch of aikido tests tonight but my hip impingement is real bad and I’m tired and hungry and I just want to play persona and huddle up.

Help.

@ddipaola its all the same - our fundamental understanding of optimizations contains the flaw - not a particular implementation

(also sparc was the best)

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