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WTB hot older dominant woman, smarter than me, a little emotionally sadistic PST

@argp normally I’m at like 20g a day max. I just go off the rails completely for Yule. ;)

Some Bowie love 

Oh no, love, you're not alone
You're watching yourself, but you're too unfair
You got your head all tangled up, but if I could only make you care
Oh no, love, you're not alone
No matter what or who you've been
No matter when or where you've seen
All the knives seem to lacerate your brain
I've had my share, I'll help you with the pain
You're not alone

what pulp novelist wrote my life... 

I was trying to get to know someone new online, and talking about my life I was like, "I sound like a fucking liar".

But actually my life is just insane... And I can't even mention the most insane parts??!

re: Vial 5 - a terrible sex game for making bad decisions 

@abe_e_seedy that part of your brain is real real good.

re: Vial 5 - a terrible sex game for making bad decisions 

@taki you’ve already played twice! :)

re: Vial 5 - a terrible sex game for making bad decisions 

@taki I can’t wait to play :)

Vial 5 - a terrible sex game for making bad decisions 

Player 1 proposes a terrible, embarrassing permanent choice that kiiiiind of turns on player 2 sometimes. . (Embarrassing tattoo, piercing, hrt for x months, boob job, etc)

Player1 then teases, touches, edges, fucks, etc player 2 in an attempt to get them to agree in a fit of orgasm denial.

If player 2 agrees in this hazy state, they must follow through.

Bonus points if player 1 has the means at their disposal on the spot.

Trade roles.

re: horny 

@chimerror I think I like the edging aspect ;)

re: horny 

@chimerror I love "at the gate for my flight" horny :)

I'm restlessssss - my body be like "Where's all that sugar you've been feeding me the past 12 days??!"

It's gone. In fact you are getting nothing at all soon. Enjoy your pain, cells!

@orrery yeah...

its like... once, a long ways back, it /could/ have been perfect... but it wasn't... so I'm just going to imagine what it might have been like...

Is there like a word for "bittersweet if-only nostalgia" like the kind that makes you cry a little but you just want to keep experiencing it?

Like for the way you /wish/ something was. Not the way it actually was.

Hottest phrase in all of TF:

"What have I done"

re: possible economic depression talk 

@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun some day I will get another one. I hope.

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