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@literorrery I have an idea of how I want them. Lemme do some research and if it comes out right I'll send a pattern

All this stuff is like teeth sharpening and ear pointing... I don't want to look like a badass though... I want to look like a dog :/

Me: on the internet, googling canine body mods...

@MightyPork@dev.glitch.social the prettiest one sucks cocks

Where do I meet other dogsphoric individuals?

textual orthocosmic lewd 

@Oneironott I forget where I got it from but I just googled. The milker I got on eBay. Could probably get a cheaper one now that I actually live in the sticks

textual orthocosmic lewd 

@Oneironott I have an old school babson surge cow milker - two of the cups are replaced with just a tube from one port to the other. I got a compressor from harbor freight which I put a valve on to adjust the pressure. Start at 5 min ad low pressure and work up gradually. <3

Order domperidone on the internet if you want to induce >.>

when ur boss knows u too well 

@bea thats what I really want - forepaws... but like realistically I need to keep my job so I'd settle for dog that can talk and type... There's no reason I couldn't still do my work like that...

I promise to always try and see the deepest you, and to regard and respect your preferences in identity and language to the best of my ability, because you are true and valid. Where that fails, I promise to always try to expand my understanding and ability so that I may better do so. I promise that I will respect this whether you are my best friend or my worst enemy, because that is you and you are what you see deep in there.

when ur boss knows u too well 

Note that came with a chef knife he sent me for xmas one year. (Cw amputation)
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I honestly think if I were a talking dog with paws that could barely type, I'd be like 50x better at my job because I'd be so much more comfortable all the time.

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