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Spend more time looking at the intel bug. It is def a sidechannel timing attack as expected, probably they are looking at a different issue than the MMU cache table walk presented at CCC, but still a known attack.

@angrboda @abe_e_seedy but what if your mum were a mobile...?

Had a good TF dream that i woke up during again >.<

@abe_e_seedy oh we saw it in boston years back. Its good :)

@rysiek it seems like they are mistaking an attack that tells you only if a page happens to be mapped or not at a given virtual memory address with an arbitrary kernel memory peek. The attack is the former and not very severe or useful.

We’re using the MMU page tables to rebuild the native mosquito population which need remind you is an endanger species!

Here! Educate yourself!
http://www.cs.vu.nl/~giuffrida/papers/anc-ndss-2017.pdf

*shakes old kernel hacker fist at stupid internet cloud*

Stop fucking freaking out about this.

@rysiek The patches look like they are protecting against the mmu attack only for kaslr when it is useless anyhow and not user space aslr where it is useful.

It is NOT paging out the kernel. This attack is present in amd but not across rings.

The entire article is a fuck. https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git/commit/?id=5aa90a84589282b87666f92b6c3c917c8080a9bf

@rysiek I’m implying they have no idea what the consequences and probable fixes are of the bug not that they are lying. If they are referencing the MMU timing attack which much of it makes me think they are, then the misleading parts are all of it.

They way they portray it is nonsensical. They dont understand when kaslr is and is not useful....

@rysiek that article is so misleading and ambiguous that i literally cant even. I assume their talking about the MMU timing attack from CCC? That affects EVERY architecture tested. Table look up timing attacks are a thing

Remember kids: irony is something that occurs, not something you do.

@konomikitten sorry. Only saw the last toot

@konomikitten WHAT SHOW IS THAT

@shel if you want to give me a call i can talk you through it all tonight.

@shel title is a 1 time fee you pay. You take the old title and sales receipt to the dmv and pay them some fee based on the value of the car. ($75 + 7% sales tax) and they give you a new title (paper that says you own the car)

Then you can register the car for use on the road

@shel if you want more car'ing help lemme know! I'll go with you when you want to start looking.

@shel yes. I bought my truck on my credit card. Still counts as "in cash"

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