Hypnadogic Pup @Fuego@awoo.space

@raccoon some kind of creepy puppet iirc???

Im never changing a clock again. This was the last time. Im staying in sunlight exists time forever.

@smallesttiger like she’s monogamous

Now taking applications for new girlfriend

I had a dream a cute girl asked me out. I should probably find a girlfriend

@Tanuki gluten thing?

Just hit the east side of pasture number 3 on mission tryin find all my missing sheep

Seen a flock on the hill aint no need to tweak all you sheeps know whats up with this collie

@Litchi i wasn’t sure how this journey was going to end but you never disappoint <3

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social I mean its just jim beam based office stress relief ;)

Whiskey Friday is good in that I don't have to really do a lot of work, but hard in that I don't like how I feel when I day drink @.@

@typhlosion its not like I haven't been teaching it for 15 years now

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social @typhlosion or if you want to be good and exploit buffer overflows

@typhlosion for sure but like... try convincing someone to learn assembly ;)

@ElectricKeet I want chocolate...

@typhlosion the more it shrinks the more you're worth - nasa just had to call back in a retired dude to make an update to the code on a satellite because they couldn't find anyone else to hire.

@pzmyers@octodon.social How is fish fucking a worse sin than murder?

Omfg you snow. Stoppit

@Fringecrow i blame your unnamed friend

@Fringecrow no thank you.