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I didn’t know “absolute unit” had been superseded, but I’m down. It’s furry appropriate

If you want to make your “closed source” software secure, make sure that every struct/class has a lot of unions in it for pointers to other structs

Yeah I’m byesexual.

I love it when I can go home.

The real way IQ tests gauge your intelligence 

If you think IQ tests are real, you’re not a smart person.

So really it’s a 50/50 test. Pretty poor granularity.

Just finished undertale for the first time. It’s amazing. Yup. Wow.

10 minutes of pranayama is pretty euphoric. It sounds stupid but it’s easy mode to an altered state.

the idea of this being a scam is baffling to me. who would scam you for $20 worth of groceries other than someone who actually needs $20 worth of groceries???

RT @avflox@twitter.com

Do good recklessly.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/avflox/status/1153

Twitter is completely irrelevant and you can safely leave. I recommend you do so for your mental health. I left months ago and the FOMO is no mo’.

contrary to popular opinion, it is possible for you to control what you say on the internet *before* you actually say it

RT @GuacaMochni@twitter.com

Just lay a fucking egg. Squat on the floor and do it. Lay a hot fucking egg on the carpet. Stop disappointing in bed.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GuacaMochni/status

Some woo bullshit 

I° initiation in.... 3 hours.

Dost thou fail? Art thou sorry? Is fear in thine heart? Where I am, these are not.

Seriously tho, why do they have human lips.

That zoobilee zoo reboot looks lit. Edris Elba is cast as Ben Vereen??

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