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I just saw a man wearing elastic waistband cargo jorts?

badly describe a favorite game: a campy adolescent sacks his jerk dad’s house 

Symphony of the night

My really awesome sister has a story published! Please buy and read and love it if you like eerie/spooky things. Hers is called "Hum." amazon.com/Utter-Fabrication-H

@starkatt

oh, this is neat

also relevant:
a close reading of Jay-Z's 99 Problems in light of US 4th amendment law

genius.com/Caleb-mason-jay-zs-

(but yes, the short version is don't agree to searches and lawyer up)

That was The Worst sheep herding ever. The field we had to move them from was 100% knee high brambles and savvy wasn’t having any of it. I had to wade into a briar patch that was over head to flush the obnoxious fuckers with a stick to get them to where we could move them and now I’m all cut up >.<

gym shit 

Last nights workout was:
As many rounds as possible in 7 min of:
3R overhead squat @ 75#
3R chest to bar pull-ups
Where R = round number

And I got to like the middle of round 5 and I was upset until I did the math:

99 overhead squats
84 chest to bar pull-ups
In 7 minutes

This is why I’m broken.

I’m so messed up this morning. Walking around like I’m 80 >.<

Also a man catcalled me asking if I’m a power lifter? Yes. I am.

I hung out with @shel tonight and she’s super awesome and also super cute and we talked until we got kicked out of a place at like 11:30 <3

Farm work is essentially like never being able to sit down for more than 5 minutes.

drm, politics 

"piracy doesn't hurt sales"

i'm seriously unsurprised by this, most people i knew who were pirates also bought a lot of media

gizmodo.com/the-eu-suppressed-

Talking to my friend about meeting up Saturday to work the dogs on her sheep and I tried to say "will you talk herdy to me?"

But my phone changed it to "heresy"

Daily reminder to self that the most upsetting things are usually the ones where you lack control so...at least it’s not your fault.

Mostly.

pol / WW3 

Oh good. Glad to see the AfD is expected to pick up a few seats. That's nice. This whole thing will go a lot better with America clearly on the side of fascism this time around.

When will DPRK kick it off?

Sometimes I perversely feel like programming is satisfying, and sometimes I read java documentation and it feels like someone who doesn't know how to program is making fun of people who like to program in the most boring way possible.

My father in law just said he "refuses to to be treated like a second class citizen"

Because we dont want to hang out with him because he says deliberately inflammatory racist shit all the time...

My head is gonna fuckin explode

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