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@vahnj My mind keeps expecting to see "wolf" when clicking "show more". It's fucking with meeeeeeeee.
"pineapple doesn't belong on pizza" shush
"i hate anchovies on p-" no
"if you have to dip the crust it's not good pi-" shut up
"if you eat pizza with a fork and knife you're a heretic" SHUT
Lood
#vore day thoughts: I just wanna get nommed on by a happy dragon. Especially a buff one. Please do this, science men.
v o r e
On soap operas, they should #vore the people they don't like instead of dealing with them.
Howling at the moon since 1996