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Best non-existent knockoff of "Clifford the Big Red Dog" is "Heart the Bi Red Wolf"

I'm just gonna binge watch more Code Lyoko before going to bed.

@Firstaide Yeah, he doesn't like furry shit, and he certainly won't support me if I go to cons and stuff. I'm pretty much near the breaking point tbh and I'm kinda flipping out internally :/

Thanks for being here tho.

Yeah uh how hard is it to say "I don't like x but I'll support you doing x and I'll listen to you when you rant about x"

Like fuck, don't go into a relationship if you aren't gonna support your partner's hobbies.

Yay for my bf not supporting my furry hobbies? In response, I'm not gonna restrict him from anything because uh... fuck that. I'm not gonna take the low road, and if he complains then I'm just gonna tell him that I'm not gonna restrict shit.

Nerdy UNIX/Linux/file shit 

Why didn't I learn about hard links sooner? I like being able to edit a file in location x and having a copy be edited in locations y and z. Thanks, stackoverflow!

Weird variant of tailvore I just thought of 

With a big, fluffy tail: Wave your tail through the prey, absorbing a tiny portion of them each time. One wave, they become 1% less dense and 1% less tangible. Two waves, and 2%. (or it could go by any other percentage!). The prey basically just slowly fades out as opposed to being either eaten or not.

This is a very cute type of vore I think >w>

why am I getting distressed over people's character sheets being way more detailed / longer than mine? That little voice in my head is telling me to fix that damn problem, but I never did too much roleplaying with them. Fuck.

@VoxSomniator I should do this because it has happened to me when I was a newborn.

Eddie Money, Johnny Cash, and Robert De Niro should form a band called "The Three Bucks"

Me texting bro: "When do you want to consume food"

Me internally: "When do you want to go the food?"

Oh man, I tried to get on here and saw the "oops, something went wrong" splash screen. Cue me starting to flip out internally because I love this place.

I either use the username for my cute wolf sona or my cute dragon sona. I love both very much. On here, I decided to represent Heart because who doesn't love soft fluffy wolves that give lots of cuddles and love? <3

Random thought: Anything that sends a "typing a message" notification to other people in a group chat should also have a button to say "never mind" or "you go first"--to clarify the reason for stopping typing and not get into the loop of several people typing and then stopping to let the others go first and then starting again and stopping again and...

Hottest anthropomorphic creature: 

All of them.

Really really long angry politics post 

OKAY WHEN A HURRICANE IS HITTING TEXAS, YOU NOT ONLY PARDON A RACIST FUCKHEAD, BUT SIGN OFF ON THE TRANS BAN??? Like what the actual FUCK? People are gonna die in texas due to this potentially historic event and it doesn't seem like you give a fuck? You weren't even gonna lift a finger if the FUCKING GOVERNOR didn't recommend it to you.

I'm done. It's like I'm waking up and the whole world has been turned upside down. Fuck this. Fuck you, Trump. I'm done.

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