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Weird variant of tailvore I just thought of 

With a big, fluffy tail: Wave your tail through the prey, absorbing a tiny portion of them each time. One wave, they become 1% less dense and 1% less tangible. Two waves, and 2%. (or it could go by any other percentage!). The prey basically just slowly fades out as opposed to being either eaten or not.

This is a very cute type of vore I think >w>

why am I getting distressed over people's character sheets being way more detailed / longer than mine? That little voice in my head is telling me to fix that damn problem, but I never did too much roleplaying with them. Fuck.

Eddie Money, Johnny Cash, and Robert De Niro should form a band called "The Three Bucks"

Me texting bro: "When do you want to consume food"

Me internally: "When do you want to go the food?"

Oh man, I tried to get on here and saw the "oops, something went wrong" splash screen. Cue me starting to flip out internally because I love this place.

I either use the username for my cute wolf sona or my cute dragon sona. I love both very much. On here, I decided to represent Heart because who doesn't love soft fluffy wolves that give lots of cuddles and love? <3

Random thought: Anything that sends a "typing a message" notification to other people in a group chat should also have a button to say "never mind" or "you go first"--to clarify the reason for stopping typing and not get into the loop of several people typing and then stopping to let the others go first and then starting again and stopping again and...

Hottest anthropomorphic creature: 

All of them.

Really really long angry politics post 

OKAY WHEN A HURRICANE IS HITTING TEXAS, YOU NOT ONLY PARDON A RACIST FUCKHEAD, BUT SIGN OFF ON THE TRANS BAN??? Like what the actual FUCK? People are gonna die in texas due to this potentially historic event and it doesn't seem like you give a fuck? You weren't even gonna lift a finger if the FUCKING GOVERNOR didn't recommend it to you.

I'm done. It's like I'm waking up and the whole world has been turned upside down. Fuck this. Fuck you, Trump. I'm done.

"there's a story of a wolf
who knew no enemy too fair
he always minded to himself
and never crossed the path of care

but the world became his plight
and that wolf put up a fight
but now he's gone
and no one can say,
no one can say to where!"

~Lyrics stuck in my god damn head all day

Oh my god I'm finally working on all my RP character sheets. What's next? Is the sky gonna fall? Are pigs gonna fly?

you will likely be eaten by 

awoo

Excessive abuse of the Caps Lock key 

OH MY GOD MY THING FROM AMAZON IS FINALLY SHIPPING AND IT ONLY TOOK IT ABOUT 6 DAYS.

"pineapple doesn't belong on pizza" shush
"i hate anchovies on p-" no
"if you have to dip the crust it's not good pi-" shut up
"if you eat pizza with a fork and knife you're a heretic" SHUT

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Things I should do: Finish up my dragon sona's changes and work on more RP character sheets.

Things I probably won't get around to: See above.

The 3.0 release of Path of Exile is pretty fun so far, except for the fact that I can't concentrate on anything else!

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