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THE ~H E A T H E R H O R N S~
has VISITED your TIMELINE!!

:blobwhee: :blobwhee: :blobwhee:

GOOD THINGS will now
:ablobcool: COME YOUR WAY :ablobcool:

no need to boost i'm not an asshole about blessisngs

The improbable ferryboat will haunt me for an eternity.

The demon of the nebulous hammock will haunt you for an eternity.

@confusedcharlot yeah thats what i said as soon as the wheels left the ground and i realized how bad i fucked up

i took a jump at 60 mph in the camry and somehow its completely fine. it bottomed out SUPER hard, but somehow its totally fine? this is probably the biggest misjudgement ive ever made while driving

@heatherhorns i try to caption images when i can but im really bad at describing things so a lot of th etime i just end up not captioning stuff. i dont even try to caption porn cuz im just like, totally lost trying to caption it hrgk

it would be weird if computers actually worked. like idk thatd just be kinda awkward

@heatherhorns wow i didnt get the notifcation for that post for some reason. anyway i think if you havent said either youre not a ditto?

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