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lewd “humor,” probably already done 

Morning wood is when you wake up with a (semi) erection

Morning Elijah Wood is when you wake up destined to take the ring to Mordor, though you do not know the way.

Why post things when I can just boost all of the shit that the people I follow post

berenstein bears vs berenstain bears: crossover event of the century

The Tesla pick-up truck is legendarily bad and here's why: You can buy a pick-up truck from a few generations ago for probably no more than 9 grand that will do everything the Tesla pick-up truck will do

The Tesla pick-up truck is the dumbest thing I've ever seen with wheels on it, thanks for coming to my ted talk

Final Fantasy IX does a lot of things. Every single character is some kind of LGBTQIA+ metaphor, every story element serves to point out how the series had intended to create a loose narrative, and also Necron makes perfect sense in the context of the series as a whole, just not in the context of the game itself and that could have been better.
Anyway I'm playing that.

-Alice

#TruckCommunity #stream

truck.community

Another genderless insult you can use at a date gone awry 

craphead

The only collector's edition I own for a videogame is the collector's edition for Lapis x Labyrinth

re: Cw bad persona shit 

NO THEY DID NOT JUST TURN THIS INTO A FUCKING JOKE

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