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URGENT :boost_ok:​ 

I still need more money for Food, Transportation, and Clothing/Makeup.

Please help me have enough money for the month:

Cash App: cash.me/$NatsumiKitty

Paypal: paypal.me/gamer0313

#TransCrowdFund #CrowdFund

horrible extended joke about Dr Evil and EA 

Dr Evil: Alright Number Two, what businesses do we have going?

Number Two: We've pushed into the videogame market, sir. We run a company called "Electronic Arts" and we've convinced our shareholders that the only ethical thing to do is fire our developers after working them to death making endless sequels.

Dr Evil: You disgust me.

Number Two: And get this, we make the players pay even more money to get the finished product! We can sell it to them before it's even finished!

Dr Evil: I thought I ran an evil empire not a frigging dungeon here!

An actual literal quote from the sitting US president 

"Robble robble." - Donald Trump

There's an alternate reality where Doctor Who stars in a hit series of lighthearted Doctor Whodunnits

Uspol, half life 2 joke 

Conservatives are making a lot of shit about the Green New Deal, but they should just consider themselves lucky that they aren't stuck with the Breen New Deal for global domination

I swear it's 30 fucking degrees c in here and I've been sweating my arse off for the past hour while playing minesweeper

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