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I am Leonardo da Vinci. It was just me in a mask the whole time. I played Renaissance Italy like a fuckin fiddle.

Godammit why is spotify not working, all I wanna do is listen to Rammstein

Just realized that Monster Hunter Rise comes out 2 days before the spring Bristol race happens. Well, guess I'm not playing Monster Hunter Rise on release. :/

I'm thinking of getting a long throw shifter for my Mini. Theoretically it's slower for shifting, but in practice it doesn't really matter, and I like long throw shifters. Who knows. I'll probably just do nothing.

goofy misinformation, usa map 

there has been some confusion among my foreign friends about the names and locations of the states. i, a resident of the usa, have decided to make this handy map to clear up any confusion :)

God made the world as a complex money laundering scheme

Playing games all the way through? Please, I buy games so that I can get tired or distracted right before the finish then never make any meaningful progress again.

I've been done shitting for at least 5 minutes I'm just sitting here subjecting y'all to my thoughts

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I'm getting all my posting that I haven't been doing done in one shit

I'm flat footed but only in one of my feet. Dunno why I'm sharing this.

I will never call the X button on a PlayStation controller the "cross button" , I don't care what Sony wants me to call it I'm not calling it that

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