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Thinking of shoplifting a kitchen tool? I mean, you gotta take a whisk now and then.

I have got a wicked headache. But I guess bashing your head on a steel bar will do that

Injury, photo of injury, minor bleeding 

Thankfully they were able to glue it shut, no stitches required! Probably going to be popping quite a few tylenol when I get home though

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Injury, photo of injury, minor bleeding 

Also waiting on a drug screening because on the job injury that requires treatment demands it. No big deal. I just hate the having to wait to pee in a cup on a full bladder

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Injury, photo of injury, minor bleeding 

Welp, this is apparently what happens when you're driving a forklift and the forklift stops suddenly but you don't. (fork caught in something and stopped moving.)

Wound up hitting my forehead on a soft metal edge and split the skin about 1.5-2 inches wide. Currently waiting to see if they can glue it shut instead of stitch it. Thankfully concussion does not seem to be a concern.

i feel like i'm heading a decent direction here, but still not sure on species. right now we've got a typical dragon, but i've been thinking about kobolds, kirins, foo dogs, and even a slime direction for this character!

colors will be based on dragonfruit

re: aLttPR 

@salameleon@the.monsterpit.net I think the worst part was trying to figure out what drops lead to where, since they were all decoupled. Especially the skull woods drops. Those were a pain, since none of them led back to Skull Woods, so I'd have to trek ALL the way back over there or hope I had a path to the one drop that's only accessible via the west or back entrance.

re: aLttPR 

@salameleon@the.monsterpit.net Oh it's definitely not easy, but that's why I chose to do it during an async where I could take my time and learn how it runs without getting too frustrated or hold someone back too much. I'm definitely not going to do it during our somewhat weekly multiworld stuff yet as I think I'd still stumble hard over it, but it was fun!

re: aLttPR 

Granted getting around can be a real pain sometimes given that you may have to take a series of entrances and exits to reach it, especially given that the location you need may be in a completely isolated location not normally accessible by ANY means (ie. Palace of Darkness dungeon at the Ganon drop exit which is only accessible by falling down the edge of the platform when fighting Ganon,) so you need to know specifically what exit you need to take (ie, walkiing out of the Misery Mire dungeon to reach the Ganon drop exit), and what entrance you need to get to the required exit (Peg House in the Dark world to reach Misery Mire, for example. And since you don't have a hammer, you may need to take the Library entrance to get to Paradox Cave, and walk out the upper exit to get to Peg House entrance)

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aLttPR 

Ran my first Insanity Entrance seed for A Link to the Past Randomizer. Was a lot of fun! Haven't quite finished it because I'm still waiting on a specific item to beat the game, but there's still a week or so left. It was an interesting experience though, and not quite as difficult as I expected it to be once I figured out how to take notes on that (which is INSANELY important because of how entrances and exits work in this mode)

Barbershop quartet, but it's a 4-headed Hydra with amazing voice control

@pearshapes It's either a dip, or in the case of franchais, a chain of businesses licensed to operate under individual owners. Maybe it's a chain of independently owned dip sellers?

re: kobold palette experimenting (WIP) 

@Zest @kistaro Aaah this is a cute color scheme, and the snoot scales are adorable :D

The dangers of running a dragon daycare. Your lap is very comfortable, and your schedule not important :P

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Realizing you may have made a terrible mistake as the imposingly large ferocious looking dragon approaches your sitting form, and settles itself down on your lap for a nap. Now you're going to have to reschedule that appointment in an hour, because this heavy fucker isn't going to budge until dinner time.

A synth that sets it's voice synthesizer to modulated electrical signals as a joke, but forgot the command to change it back to something organics can understand

Twitter Link 

You: "You look tired, Kilroy."
Me: Feel tired, may sleep.
My brain: twitter.com/DitzyFlama/status/

re: Mention of a Nazi MAP on Birdsite 

@Felthry @DemonISM@donphan.social Antoons I'm not familiar with, but MAP would be Minor-Attracted-Person (aka pedophile)

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