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@salameleon Also I got to the office just before the morning rain started, but free bacon is already available

I went to bed very early last night because I was too tired to play DOTA. Now I’m awake and heading to work at 7:00 AM because I can go home early if I get in early, right?

Apparently today I get to bike to work and for the rest of the week I’d need to swim. Hopefully the summer drought has the rivers down enough to avoid real flooding this week, but I expect mudslides.

Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We're all going to die.

Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.

The best part about ordering from a science teacher supply shop once is that then they send you their catalog forever

If you're in dire need of assistance in America and you've got nothing else to turn to, calling 211 or 311 in most places will give you private and public resources you can use to get help. It's sometimes a long shot, but these services have saved me from going hungry before.

@shekkiesqueaks@computerfairi.es I grew up in Ferguson, MO, with family in St. Louis and small towns in Indiana, but I got a tech company job and escaped to Approximately Seattle. I certainly understand wanting to try to find someone who didn’t run for the coasts yet...

At Least 31 Dead, 3500 Structures Destroyed in Northern Bitcoin Fires

ime: a useful question to ask frequently while developing is, "What single piece of knowledge does this unit of code embody?"

meta, grumpy 

I hand out blocks like candy at Halloween when browsing the “Federated” timeline and average 4 per day. My block bar is *very* low because of what I have learned from experiencing Twitter, and for that matter from people at work.

I should possibly switch my client to use just “Local” instead; I have a dramatically lower block rate there. Although I’ve also muted a couple of entire instances so far, and was on the verge of a third (now unnecessary).

Cull your timeline shamelessly.

Lewd, amusement, wtf 

@KawaSeadrake I knew about r/dragonsfuckingcars (but who doesn’t), but I admit that’s a new one for me. I am grateful to my networking hardware for the pornography it delivers but my feelings about it don’t run that way so directly

I am playing this silly f2p game and why do I keep picking the Digimon who fire things out of their kaiju lizard nipples?

I am sincerely resentful that Earth was supposed to be a giant super lizard planet and then that meteor had to come and fuck it all up

Birdsite meme 

@emanate hm, I’ve played two of your three for your phoenix, and Oxenfree (the third) is installed on my phone but not run yet.

the pocket chip is this really cool piece of hardware that i stare at blankly and go like

"well ok but what do i do with it"

y’know, I get that you’re going with a “back to school nostalgia” motif that might appeal to your core audience of people who like good paper notebooks, but Baron Fig, naming your seasonal fancy pencil “The Number Two” has *other* meanings that people reminded of grade school will immediately giggle at

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net @green sometimes I forget that being generally pro-capitalism (with a dramatically better minimum standard of living, aka “safety net”) does not make me right-wing and I should probably be less anxious that my political and economic opinions would make me unacceptable to people around me were they to know them

@Jacel I tried to talk them into that before the game and it didn’t work. This is why I had to leave safelane, use Sacrifice to give Necrophos a couple of levels, then try to un-lose mid (leaving Necrophos solo, with Wyvern top supporting LC).

At least I didn’t let myself get locked into the plan we started the game with, when the other two lanes asked for help?

And Luna acknowledged I was indeed right that Luna was a terrible mid pick when we knew we were against Viper

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