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Zeroth-world problems: work has a plentiful supply of free breakfast sandwiches but no mayonnaise

All those “type a thing and let your phone text predictor finish it” memes come out really depressing for me. Apparently my phone has discerned that the most likely thing I am to do in approximately any situation is to beg for forgiveness for my perceived inadequacies and for being busy at work. 😐

With the “super courier” rules instead of “shop everywhere”, Turbo Mode feels a lot more like DOTA. A weird, silly game of DOTA where everyone comes online way too easily, but DOTA.

@Jacel I want to just hug you and watch silly and/or interesting things together.

Servicing company 'might have' driven Tax reform at 170km/h

DOTA 2 Turbo Mode is the casual arcade game that needed. Or at least that I needed. The games are short enough I don’t get too emotionally invested in them, so it’s more okay to clown around, try new things, do things I’m bad at, and improve at the game.

I’m worst at the action-y parts of the game so it’s odd that I enjoy the mode that focuses on them to the exclusion of all else, but I’m using it as a chance to practice what I most need to improve.

Hi my gender is nonbinary but sometimes I’m ✨🌟gaaaaaaay🌟✨

Mario Odyssey is kind of establishing that Mario is some kind of freaky super-hobbit

substance use 

Cannabis concentrate catridges honestly, sincerely feel like cheating. Less effort to set up or maintain, much less of a fuzzy-headed sleepy hangover the next day, less asthma and nasal congestion (still some of the latter but less), still get the effects I want, etc.

The obvious conclusion is "I should use those then", but it really *does* feel like some sort of cheating. I should ignore that sense; it's good practice at not overmoralizing every little damn thing. :p

Gender v sexuality (explicit) 

I've noticed a few days lately that I've felt zero interest in even trying to express a gender identity (not that I've figured out how to do that), yet simultaneously have a ravenous sexual appetite.

It feels really strange playing with my penis when I'm not sure it even belongs there, just for lack of another physical outlet.

Waiting for new electronic toys to ship continues to be one of the hardest and most testing experiences of adult life

I skip important self-care things because I feel guilty that they work well for me but people around me haven’t benefited from them when they try them. That’s not great.

@shekkiesqueaks@computerfairi.es A browser security feature that sounded good on paper was 99% used to hold web sites for ransom and for developers to shoot themselves in the foot, without solving “CAs are barely worth the paper they’re printed on” as a problem

So, no

@green @Leucrotta @vahnj I have been to the Bay Area twice for work. I can’t imagine living there and maintaining any quality of life or mental health. (Not being able to drive and having to deal with Huge Employer Commute Traffic probably affects my opinion.)

Yay I’m up at 5:20 because I’m anxious about fire alarm tests potentially starting way early because I thought I heard alarm chirps at 5:30 AM for the last two days even though testing doesn’t start until 8AM. I’m required to hang around from 8AM to whenever to let the test crew in. 😐

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