I was feeling extremely lazy earlier so I ate my ramen in solid block form. When that was taken care of, I had a sudden urge to open the seasoning packet and eat the power directly.
In a moment of weakness, I tore open a corner to sup at its saltiness, but before I could damn myself, the smoke detector in the hall spontaneously fired off. I ran out to check the kitchen, but there was nothing wrong.
I took it as a sign from the universe and threw out the packet
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[current mood] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UL6ukglbO0
remember how I mentioned "kobold using a snake as a sexy accessory"
http://xain-russell.deviantart.com/art/Greezle-the-Green-681212374 https://awoo.space/media/Ws_i2H28cj2ARnf3b0Y
@bizbot May I have a job?
oh noooooooooo someone made this adorable kobold trying out dresses and high heels
http://agannaga.deviantart.com/art/Tripped-675530394 https://awoo.space/media/e3f4nux4DmKzk7LnG-U
What if you recut Star Trek: The Motion Picture and gave it a Daft Punk soundtrack?
I don't know if this makes enough sense to people who haven't watched the full movie, but I thought it was pretty frickin' cool: https://vimeo.com/217336882
Just learned about this excellent piece of legislation: http://www.parl.ca/DocumentViewer/en/42-1/bill/C-224/royal-assent
This will save lives.
"im best at hide and ssseek"
What if you recut Star Trek: The Motion Picture and gave it a Daft Punk soundtrack?
I don't know if this makes enough sense to people who haven't watched the full movie, but I thought it was pretty frickin' cool: https://vimeo.com/217336882
@drquuxum hi!
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