Kit @Kit@awoo.space
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Joined Feb 2017
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hey guys, my pal Twee really needs help - she's low on cash, her car is the only way to get more money, and she needs money to get it inspected and registered or it'll get towed
capitalism is a huge fuck. please help out if you can ❤
https://www.youcaring.com/jadeshackelford-1033447
Kit
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disturbing cerealbox imagery
this is lewd and you can't convince me otherwise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnyhNaX5kzs&t=395
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a mathematician enters a bar shaped like a klein bottle. it's empty, and the bartender is weeping.
"what seems to be the matter, barkeep?"
"the law doesn't let people have drinks outside the bar"
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PSA for people who #code:
Looking stuff up does NOT make you bad at coding.
"Not having to look up stuff" is NOT the benchmark for a good coder, especially as coders have to look up stuff ALL THE TIME!
And I don't mean highly advanced stuff, but stuff like "How does division work again?" or "What's that function called?" or my personal favorite "How to I nest for loops in list comprehensions?".
It's ok if you have to look up stuff!
I just blasted through the first seventeen episodes of JoJo
I had no idea. No idea!
Especially how twinky everyone would be in season 2.
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THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE IS SEIZING THE WU TANG ALBUM https://arstechnica.com/?p=1226155
Voyager 1's trajectory thrusters hadn't been used since 1980 (!), but worked perfectly when NASA techs tested them. That's pretty rad.
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Real fucking cyberpunk isn't an overpaid security guard with more toys than a personal best buy. THIS is.
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/kz3xyz/detroit-mesh-network Ignored By Big Telecom, Detroit's Marginalized Communities Are Building Their Own Internet
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's going on?
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP
AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE POWER BUTTON ON MY COMPUTER. IT'S A DUAL MONITOR SETUP WITH INSTANT MESSENGERS ON THE LEFT, MASTODON ON THE RIGHT, AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I AM EXTREMELY ONLINE
I've been sick with the cold for a week now and would very much like this to be over.
I want to be able to talk and not sound like a frog
I've committed the ultimate sin: giving my roommate a really bad cold
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Some of you were asking where you could get these prints and I'm pleased to announce they're finally available on my S6 store! #mastoart
https://society6.com/product/san-francisco-at-twilight_print?sku=s6-8295107p4a1v45
https://society6.com/product/san-francisco-lights935358_print?sku=s6-8295494p4a1v45 https://mastodon.social/media/wlpNegZth1UDUlmziis https://mastodon.social/media/ULnk0VxK8jImN4SkN9E
food
I am so full of home-made Shepherd's pie right now. So delicious, but now so immobile
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Here's a fun holiday tip: if you want your house to smell nice, just break a jar of vanilla extract and spill it all over everything god dammit
colds
I sneezed so hard I gave myself a nosebleed, then sneezed hard enough to eject the kleenex I'd jammed up my nose
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Joined Feb 2017
