re: A Thought Experiment/prose prompt (CW: USpol)
@kelseyhusky the two big name official candidates get into a big, sprawling right-wing senior citizen brawl. In a mud puddle. Which ends in a draw with both of them gasping for breath and being offered blankets and hot chocolate by people who like them.
(And yes, I realize only *one* of the two big name official candidates is actually honestly liked by anyone.)