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A Thought Experiment/prose prompt (CW: USpol) 

Each presidential candidate gets 0%. They recount. Twice. No one voted for president. Down ticket, local races all voted and sworn in. But the majority of the presidential vote went to blank write/in spots.

What happened next?

re: A Thought Experiment/prose prompt (CW: USpol) 

@kelseyhusky the two big name official candidates get into a big, sprawling right-wing senior citizen brawl. In a mud puddle. Which ends in a draw with both of them gasping for breath and being offered blankets and hot chocolate by people who like them.

(And yes, I realize only *one* of the two big name official candidates is actually honestly liked by anyone.)

A Thought Experiment/prose prompt (CW: USpol) 

@kelseyhusky Depends if they can find mr "President McPresidentyface" I suppose!

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