food crime, drugs (implicit) 

you know what i really want right now?

you know how there's that whole trend of artisanal versions of horrible snack foods but with real ingredients, like "pop tarts" made from real shortcrust pastry, or Valrhona chocolate Ding Dongs

i want that for pizza rolls. like, an actually good fried wheat dough wrapper and some good italian cheese and sauce, maybe a little guanciale or something

it's still got to have that stretchy, tender kind of consistency, though

fuck it, i'll just order pizza, we do still live in a society

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re: food crime, drugs (implicit) 

@zebratron2084 isn't a gourmet well made pizza roll a calzone, by definition?

re: food crime, drugs (implicit), this will only make sense if you're a parks and rec fan 

@Leucrotta get out</leslie_knope>

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