Wouldn't it be awesome if [impossible] were something I could do?
y'know, actually have some sort of Anubis jackal body, digest milk successfully, get my eyes checked, have a studio apartment, chance of retirement, being able to date people in real life, being able to get out of the Bay Area.
@Momentrabbit mostly knowing I’d be okay to drop $100-300 on eye exam and glasses.
@Leucrotta Hmm. Give me a week to resolve a cash-flow issue, and that's doable. This is a Solvable Problem.
@Leucrotta (::curious::) What'd you need to be able to get your eyes checked?