Wouldn't it be awesome if [impossible] were something I could do?
y'know, actually have some sort of Anubis jackal body, digest milk successfully, get my eyes checked, have a studio apartment, chance of retirement, being able to date people in real life, being able to get out of the Bay Area.
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@Momentrabbit mostly knowing I’d be okay to drop $100-300 on eye exam and glasses.