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EIGHT SECRET SOCIETIES YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT

* the Brotherhood of the Blatantly Obvious Handshake
* the Loyal Order of Water Bears
* the Society of the Analog Future
* the Knights of the Everyday Very Well Known Shrine
* the Society of the Open Palm Fist
* Big Bo DeBois and His Dixieland Slingers, who registered as a secret society by mistake

Paul Mua'dib, the Lisan Al-Gaib, can see all possible paths of the future and back through genetic history, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

"Dude, 'cause it's fantastic if you're folding space."

Images, fantasy humanoids, eye contact, very cleaned up trophy head 

today, elf barbarian with sickle-sword vs dwarf with spiked armor, and a human horse barbarian with javelins and bartered/plundered armor.

so is showing a photo of NYC, rather than say DFW/St. Louis/etc, with the caption "people who live here like to lecture you about the environment" merely a "most recognizable city" thing, is it an anti-semitic dog whistle, or is it actually an anti-Black dog whistle or something?

Tweeted at Ben Shapiro that I was ashamed to share an ethnicity with a lying Nazi collaborator sack of shit. The only reason it feels at all bad is fear of bullying, such people are incapable of changing their minds.

@Cheff am walking and checking mastodon by the lake but, sadly, it’s still too cold for hanging out with a book. Months away from outdoor lump weather.

Israelis ardently support Likud, Americans support Republicans, etc, but Tories seem to exist *without* support from average Brits who apparently like living in a complete disaster. Am I just missing that chunk of population, or is British political process that truly fucked up?

oh no I have busted ass on looking for work today and consequently am pretty much not interested in moving/getting healthy sunlight/cooking/being not a complete lump.

coyote yell along hour, RAtM, all caps 

YES I KNOW MY ENEMIES
THEY'RE THE TEACHERS WHO TAUGHT ME TO FIGHT ME!
COMPROMISE!
CONFORMITY!
ASSIMILATION!
SUBMISSION!
IGNORANCE!
HYPOCRISY!
BRUTALITY!
THE ELITE!
!

re: Looking for a word to describe a political alignment. :boost_ok: 

@Verdigris "votes Democrat"

"Our clients are an international supplier working with what Seattle is best known for..."

oooh I know seasonal affective disorder!

gentrification?

everything closing at 1900 at latest?
* cranks Nirvana *

don't let money be an obstacle to playing Pathfinder 2e! For only $50 - less if you find a used copy - not only do you get a combination players' and game master reference, but you also get a GIANT TOME you can use as a paperwork or spend one action to use it to improve your AC!

@eredien @jacel okay, so my chances of dragging you to dim sum are the usual “low.”

@frostwolf *sprawls against you, drapes forelegs on you, and lies back with tongue sticking out of mouth gracefully*

@frostwolf wish I could hug you for being that much younger and still liking the song!

@jacel I think I'm going to be boring and listen to my favorite Zeppelin track again

home, home again
I like to be here when I can
when I come home, cold and tired
it's good to warm my bones besides the fire
far away, across the fields
the tolling of the iron bells
calls the faithful to their knees
to hear the softly spoken magic spells.

routine Coyote Space Agency low orbit launch, uh. Drugs. 

no, *you're* stoned and listening to Howard Shore as a break between Zeppelin tracks. and then "Time" since it's my favorite Floyd track and I've never actually listened to it while baked.

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