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apparently "puck drop" is a term in hockey

and yet it's NOT about how you're kinda depressed that the hockey game is over and you have to go back to your day job.

singing along to Dan Dubuque covers means the accent comes out.

Dan Dubuque as music GOH for a furry con, who's with me?

job hunt finished, perhaps John Barry's theme for "Zulu" will provide me with motivation to go cook/eat something which isn't a pastry and a cup of coffee.

filk, kinda gross tbh 

one two three fo
Spider Man Spider Man
does whatever a spider can
throws sticky webs when under stress
someone else cleans up his mess
look out here comes the Spider Man

Spider Man Spider Man
what the fuck is up with Spider Man
is he tough listen chum
he's got radioactive cum

re: Medical stuff 

@Yotenotes Hope it works out okay after all! I'm sorry it's this scary - every time I have a needle thing of any sort I expect it to be this really terrible early experience (and thankfully it never is), so I definitely empathize.

death 

friends here talking about bears suddenly brought up the memory of her saying "Bears are brutal and murderous, they're not cute" and I said "yeah but I'm a hyena [the fursona she knew me by] and *they're* cute"

damn it why was it her and not me? She was a great artist! She had a wife who loved her!

oh boy do I want to work in Bellevue for $17/hour? Would I like to be an executive assistant for $19-21/hour and under 40 hours weekly in downtown Seattle? Would I like to move to Bremerton? Would I like to be a delivery driver for Amazon?

crap, anyone need to a blow job? I think I'm good at it and it'd be a lot more spiritually and fiscally rewarding than this bullshit.

political adjacent opinions, mh - 

When Germany turned to fascism, their country had been half-wrecked after decades of building prosperity and national identity, and they followed a war veteran who wrote an only semi-coherent book while in prison. When American turned to fascism it was a follow up to 40 years of total bullshit rooted in our long history of racism, where we wrecked *ourselves*, and a nigh illiterate snake oil salesman who slimes his way out of any chance of facing prison. This doesn't say great things about Americans.

The moral arc of the universe bends towards rich assholes pushing whatever egregious shit they currently want.

Doesn't mean I have to like it.

Images, fantasy creatures, undead, eye contact 

Trying to figure out more of the movements and feeling out lighting choices inking from last month. Harpy surprises halfling wizard; a deer centauress and Ravenloft’s “wolfwere” Hakon Lukasz; two undead.

re: NSFW, sex talk, nude photo, baphomet mask 

@wyrmchain seriously, your photos usually make me think “I wish I looked like that (and maybe I will someday).”

On The Road Again youtu.be/eW6BN_fTpAk via @YouTube

as long as I'm torturing myself, something about this track really seems to describe the atmosphere of cons

guess who impulse bought two big yams, roasted 'em up, and is now trying not to eat all of it?

Okay, I needed some time at Starsucks to read. I got mustard greens and yams so I’m gonna use Starbucks closing early as a jumping off point to cook some.

re: NSFW, sex talk, nude photo, baphomet mask 

@wyrmchain you look seriously hot in this, and usually I don't have that reaction, usually your photos are "I wish my body looked like that" rather than "I wish I could play with someone who looked like that."

re: mh/abuse history 

@frostwolf One of the many things I resent that my Dad pulled was, when his job stopped requiring as frequent travel, he decided to tutor me after school - not in reading sheet music, which would interest me and which he's good at, but math, which didn't interest me, and which I was *not* good at. Especially considering that he used to get frustrated enough by failing to teach me (which tended to be a vicious cycle) that he'd yell at me, occasionally tell me I was stupid, demand I repeat things he'd just said back verbatim, etc etc. He liked telling me I was terrible at math, he sure didn't do anything that would've made me better at it. Maybe he's forgotten all of this by now, but I haven't.

mh/abuse history 

ran into two more things that support ADHD as an elegant explanation of what happened;

* discussion of how PF2e rules aren't really user friendly (especially presentation) explains why I have problems focusing on the rules despite how I love D&D and similar, but also got into "dyscalcula" being partly the person hate *hates* being on the spot to churn out basic math

* discussion of someone who innately associates cleaning up with being punished thanks to the abusive manner in which it was presented

The Cure's "A Forest" has actual lyrics, no matter how much you associate it with werewolves do not accompany it by tilting your chin up and howling, especially not in the food court

@noelle a friend actually *is* currently sewing accurate medieval European braes so reading the phrase "period underwear" had me very confused for a moment there

coyote sing along hour, all caps, medical/genital imagery in lyrics 

meat eatin' orchids forgive no-one just yet
cut my hands on angel hair and baby's breath
broken hymen of your highness I'm turned black
throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back
HEY
WAIT
I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT
forever in debt to your priceless advice
* presses face right up against the camera *

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