Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

“At the State Opening of Parliament in 1845, …the crown … fell off the cushion and broke. Victoria wrote in her diary, "it was all crushed and squashed like a pudding that had sat down". This is the most English statement I’ve read in weeks which included Salute & Warhammer World.

You only realize how honkin’ huge the crown while seeing it in situ on Charles’ head. This isn’t like a simple grim iron band or the Cap of Monomakh, it’s a ginormous froofy thing.

comparing THE HOT LIGHT IS ON at Krispy Kreme to watching macro herm skunks with a conveyor belt

How many office workers my age hike 9 miles without difficulty? *promptly whines about my ankles, knees and hips for the next 4 hours straight*

I jest, but my feet are really sore. I think today’s an object lesson in getting/finding real hiking boots.

Okay I might be slightly buzzed if my response to “another margarita, Senor?” is “no, спасибо!”

Okay, it turns out the downside of launching into a huge strawberry margarita on an empty stomach after a 9 mile hike is actually brain freeze

HOW TO MAKE ANY DARK SUN™️ NONHUMAN;
* hunched shoulders, really big fangs, big arms or forelegs
* at least one horn
* name sounds brutal, tough, might actually mean something in a different language (“vostoks are pack predators”)
* give it DARK SUN™️ treasure

I just got result 'Tabaxi druid' on quiz 'What is your Dungeons & Dragons race and class?'. What will you get? https://uquiz.com/quiz/Vff1SJ?p=3076766 via @uquiz

caaaaat. I'm a big stupid caaaaat. I've got tufts on my eeeeears. Eeeeears. Caaaaat.

have they gotten to the part in the coronation yet where the cloaked tech-priests plug in his cuirass or are they still armoring his legs

Mnn. Ratatat is a way better fit for my current mood than Red Eyed Hyena.

@kurgarru and anyone else interested; hyena-themed Ukranian stoner/sludge.

https://youtu.be/AeWW7ZvX3sg

if I had a tail, I'd own the night!

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock - Stealing The Enterprise https://youtu.be/aEmAi8Yp-A0 via @YouTube

warning, James Horner minor key horn leitmotif initiated. Warning, James Horner minor key horn leitmotif engaged. Warning.

@kistaro I think that might be the difference with allistic people. As far as I qualify as neurotypical? When I'm in a "quiet but social" mood, I can still interact, I just don't *want* to.

A weird thing about D&D is I parsed “Szass Tam” as having a Slavic styled consonant, SCZass. So I’d assumed the z was something similar for Fzoul Chembryl. But it turns out not to be quite so complex which tbh is a little sad.

@kistaro this makes sense; I get a similar though maybe not identical thing a lot, present and nonverbal, especially kinetic. This comes out a lot with hiking, where I get to be with people and moving, or being the person drawing. My ex thought my habit of drawing in coffee shops where I was around people but not talking, was actually being extroverted!

Then they claimed to be Trandoshan fictivekin and they ate ALL the bagels

So eepy

@chimerror harpsichord?

oorgh, tonight was NOT a good sleep night - I was able to get back to sleep but one of those nights when suddenly waking up thanks to little muscle spasms are how I know I was asleep