Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

thinking about how there's no Midshipman Crunch, Leftenant Crunch etc,

leads to how cereal is submerged and comes to the surface so maybe he's actually KapitaenLeutnant/KaLeun Crunch

commercials could feature Juergen Prochnow as a voice actor yelling over the wind how it's good to be back at sea

@erin_kitsune "a wee slight miscalculation then, that is"

@ziphi Gender is basically a decision in as much as jobs, family or religion. Your extended childhood world (family plus school etc) officially love you, officially want you happy and officially want you do to anything you possibly want. EXCEPT that actually means there's a RIGHT decision you're supposed to make, please do not veer from it and decide you want HRT, childlessness, a humanities degree or career in the arts, and that you're actually an atheist or Buddhist or whatever.

Wow. So that was Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. It took a while to really pick up but once it did I was really hooked. I really like the implication at the end that the ultra dramatic ridiculous Bond film is pretty much Pee-Wee's filter on the whole wild ride. Also, I bet this movie is ridiculously awesome while stoned.

what's THAT which Meatloaf will not do in "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"?

it's 2023 and coyote for some reason still thinks the OWoD is a GREAT source of humor

oh YEAH "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" Meatloaf's song about his Brujah/Lasombra antitribu character. He's got like four dots in dominate and two dots in potence and two dots in celery. I mean, celerity.

WITH HIS FIVE O CLOCK SHADOW HE SMELLED OF THREE DAY OLD BEER
MY MAN TURNED TO ME AND ASKED "WHY ARE YOU HEYAH?"
CAUSE I'M CHARMING! I'M DASHING! I'M IN THE CAR CRASHING!

WOKE UP IN TH' MORNING PECULIAR FEELING
LOOKED UP AND SAW EGG DRIPPIN' FROM THE CEILING
THE FAMILY, THE PUNKROCKS, THE BUSINESSMAN
I'LL DOG EVERYONE WITH THE EGG IN MY HAND
NOT LIKE THE CRACK THAT Y'PUT IN A PIPE
BUT KRAK! ON Y'HEAD! HERE'S A TOWEL!
NOW WIPE!

@rey when the lights go down in the city
and the sun shines on the baaaaaaaay
do I want to be back in my city oh whoa
AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA

@kurgarru please do NOT try hepatomancy at the next ritual, it is definitely not the tone that Indy is going for.

@GraySpots then that’d be the best concept album EVER!

That fucking asshole KNOWS the moment the war stops he’s out of power, so there’s not going to be a cease-fire. It’ll be an even worse humanitarian disaster, and over here I’ll get to hear even more eagerly cheering on killing everyone’s least favorite minority. I’m so fucking sick of this and him!

okay assuming my ADHD will let me sit still for exactly one (1) movie, which of these movies I haven't seen do I watch later?

you know, I have no clue who might hack into job sites and apply to them if I didn't carefully set all my passwords to be at least 16 characters long including an upper case letter, a special character, and a numeral, but if I ever catch you applying to jobs for me I AM going to buy you lunch.

note to self; if I'm somehow ever in a ridiculously awesome band, and we somehow crank out a really solid, essential album, put the song about werewolves LAST to avoid listeners skipping out on some fairly good tracks because they're frankly anticlimactic.

oh YEAH! time for the AWESOMEST!!1! song on the Black Album

I FEEL A CHANGE
BACK TO A BETTER DAY
HAIR STANDS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK
AND A QUESTION HANGS HEAVY IN THE AIR
WHEN WILL YOU RAGE?

*headbangs furiously*

hey, you're not gonna believe it but I'm pissed off about the same shit I've been pissed off about for literally decades.

also I note if you were GOING to filk Metallica's best song "Vecna,""Orcus," "green slime," "flindbar," "behir," "pit trap," and "dungeon" all have the same syllabic count as "darkness" and "landmine"