Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

thinking of the phrase "where did you get this lovely spatula" while cooking gets me to the UHF soundtrack and "Beverly Hillbillies" gets me to 1200 Micrograms' "Acid for Nothing"

When all of a sudden right up from the ground
well there came a bubblin' crude
what that is well maybe you cut it
black gold, and Texas teeeeeea
we got to load up this here truck now

everyone knows, fun rules.

#drawings this morning in case my mood tanks and I don’t post later.

I'd love it if I came out of this whole miserable year with valuable life affirming perspectives, but I wish I wasn't gaining them through a lot of discomfort and wish things were actually FINANCIALLY better, too.

@rkniner oh gah this is NOT about cleaning up horsecocks is it?

it's kinda sad that they didn't use the Beserker song from Clerks in The Northman

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BESERKIR!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK
BESERKIR!
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A ROCK
BESERKIR!
THE BESERKIR IS JUST SO OBSCENE
LIKES EVIL PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
HE TAKES YOUR SOUL AND THEN JUST RIPS IT APART
HE STEALS YOUR HEART!

@icefoxx I think you should. I honestly think the pig mask is *cute*, which isn't the effect you're probably going for, so I don't know if the real audience would really be into it.

@fairydoctor420 I *think* this may have started out on Reddit. Someone flooded a channel with a batch of hypothetical situations in which there's a baby, and saving it involves accepting its exhortions to convert to Christianity. It's just pretty terrible, and because people have been mocking this, it's been all over lately.

@obscurestar are you saying what I think you're saying?

@CoyoteTraveller *hugs* Fingers crossed we both get something we can hang out in for a coupla *years*.

this udon was "artificial chicken flavor." or at least it WAS flavored like an artificial chicken before I decided it needed to be flavored primarily like nanami togarashi.

* soft rendition of Kojo no Tsuki *

ah yes, a simple bowl of udon, the delicate, nuanced flavors of Japan.

* really energetic Yoshida Brothers cuts in *

LIKE BUTTER AND LOTS OF NANAMI TOGARASHI! WAKU WAKU!

so my response to the suggestion that Max Von Sydow would have been the worst hypothetical muppet show guest was;

"but but but you could do a whole episode with Von Sydow shot in grainy black and white with the title VAERFOR AR GUD TYST? and like, it'd have the Swedish chef granted a respite from dying so he could make the perfect kladdkaka and"

tell me I don't need to self medicate my emotional distress with hombow

while the dark, cinematic Elfman stuff is probably not behind the current mood (currently would really like it if I had a massive heart attack or stroke this afternoon), it *is* probably behind all the little thumbnail sketches of Spider-Man

plan is to wrap up soon, listen to "To The Five Boroughs" to push through, and go out and get sunlight while there IS some.

the way I get at least a dozen offers for working in a warehouse, working as a delivery driver, or working as AMAZON warehouse staff or delivery, plus there are job site emails which route me back to where I can apply for warehouse, driver or Amazon positions, hits my mood worse than an Ingmar Bergman movie marathon

moving from Sleepy Hollow back to the Hellboy II soundtrack, in which the main characters are straight up on the wrong side.

This is my blessing. This is my curse. Who am I? I'm EDWARD BAT-HANDS.

*Elfman bell and chorus music*
*snowstorm*

oh, it's the part of the Elfman soundtrack where Johnny Depp's wolfman character visits his sweet old Aunt May before going to his job in the circus during a snowstorm. This is before the shootout with the aliens.