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Oh no, a SVEN diagram is knotworks on hack silver, you’re thinking of a VENN diagram.

coyote sing along hour, all caps, police state references 

ahem

WHAT CAN YOU SEE INSIDE OF ME
WHAT CAN YOU SEE INSIDE OF ME?
Hands in the air, assume the position!
WHAT CAN YOU SEE INSIDE OF ME
WHAT CAN YOU SEE INSIDE OF ME?
Everyone make their best dead faces!
PRO VISION L3! PRO VISION L3! PRO VISION L3! CULTURE OF SUSPICION!

Rain Dog boosted

good times will come again, it's just getting to there is going to be a pain

I live cement
I HATE THIS STREET
give dirt to me
I bite lament

coyote sing along hour 

animals came for miles around
tired of livin' so close to the ground
they needed a change, that's what they said
"life is better living on two legs"
but they were in for a big surprise 'cause they didn't know the law, AND THEN

youtu.be/AtfUFbMU4LQ?si=fkhuVj

ha HA! Parry to 4, cut to 3, beat attack, jump over opponent's blade, flash rakish smile!

boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
that's why I shit on company time
and work never retaliates
for this puckish caper
instead they stock the lavs
with the thinnest cheap paper

@noelle given how the rest of 2023 went it’ll be a very long 3 months

ruining the mood of Korngold soundtracks by chanting SOFT FOCUS! SOFT FOCUS! and doing The Wave during the romantic passages

Thanks to anxiety I missed sleep last night and was able to relax right before I had to get up for work. Not what we in NorCal would call a good dismount. Drive plus most of workday later and I feel like Vlaakith CLVIII the lich queen.

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

SURELY THOU HAST LITTLE VALUE
WHEN THE SKILLFUL ILMARINEN
FIRST OF ALL THE IRON WORKERS
BROUGHT THEE FROM YHE BLACKENED SWAMP LANDS
TOOK THEE TO HIS ANCIENT SMITHY
PLACED YOU IN THE FIREY FURNACE

unsure whether MLB is Major League Bufo, Major League Boofer, or Major League Booping.

it's like all the furry tropes, the only way they could do even tropier is if they had a Gay locker room scene

Woke up from a dream in which I kissed someone and agreed to staff a convention at the last minute, as part of the more *normal* sleep disturbance.

gotta say the Toby Maguire Spidey films were a perfect match for Danny Elfman's composing talents. "Can you do wistful longing, dramatic action, villain themes, with some retro 60s thrown in?"

In a nicer alternate universe we got more than three films, and eventually aliens showed up at Christmas.

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