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Uh oh, work cafeteria has chicken wings, coyote does NOT need to try beating their 22 wing record on a work day.

Also despite all the anti Blackness, homophobia and antisemitism of my childhood, despite all the places where I felt leery of other groups or became bitterly resentful of the hegemonic religion shoved down my throat, despite grinding resentment of age and wealth, THE worst prejudices I have are against uh… pickup truck drivers.

The two things I never expected about the Seattle area is 1) most coffee shops close early and 2) we honestly can’t drive in rain.

I forgot I'd augmented this copy of the Nuwisha splatbook with comments like;
"This is starting to get repetitive. Wake me up if something catches on fire."
"Boooooring. Wake me up if *I* catch on fire."
"Now I want a burrito"
"Mmmm burrito. A burrito could fit in that hole!"
"Want burrito. Al pastor, milanesa, tripas, buche, lengua."

didn't remember if this splatbook had art by Mitch Byrd (he's a huge inspiration), but I'm gratified that to see it has art by Ron "Spray of Entrails" Spencer.

hey kids is it time for a long rant about why 1992's Batman Returns is the best Christmas movie ever?

Stanky Pittz and his soulful delta blues about how he can’t find no deodorant strong enough

Peter Steele is making me want to run around in graveyards to read Charles Delint, and play White Wolf again.

@TheDailyBurble 60s and natively French? Suggests stuff related to Algerian independence.

@ziphi *Brooklyn accent* So what exactly are you implying here, is there some sorta issue with that?

@TheDailyBurble in my experience, all it takes is a small amount of negative experiences particularly if intense to suddenly do sweeping generalizations as some sort of fucky attempt at self defense. Easy misunderstanding given how little harm out there in the world is intentional. Logically even a narrowly defined group (eg BMW drivers) can’t possibly be 100% vicious assholes, and that definitely can’t possibly be true the more vaguely you define a group (eg anyone religious).

Artist’s interpretation of the awesomest part of A Christmas Carol in which Eowyn confronts the Ghost of Christmas Future

festive holiday shitpost, all caps 

the best part of A Christmas Carol is when Scrooge is cornered by the Ghost of Christmas Future who says COME NOT BETWEEN THE NAZGUL AND HIS PREY ELSE HE SHALL TAKE THEE AWAY TO THE HOUSE OF LAMENTATION and then Dernhelm says BUT NO MAN AM I! EOWYN, EORWAX'S DAUGHTER AM I! and her sword goes shinggg

@anthracite Do you remember Gulf War I at all? I protested Gulf War II, which was really REALLY obviously us just wanting some sort of insane national dopamine hit

* plays “Johnny Cope,” “Donald McGillivray,” and “Wha’ll Be King But Charlie” in apparently some sort of dire misunderstanding about this holiday *

REPTILES have pretty scales,
They run real fast, like to bite,
SOME HAVE TAILS!

My Dad helped me out with the gap in being paid, and then I had a coyote idea.

I didn't just go food shopping; I found a lot of pork on sale, and bought vegetables. I pre-chopped onion and pepper for and put some of the pork up to marinate for stir fry later, cut up and bagged the remaining pork. I also cut up sweet potatoes and brussels sprouts and roasted those for later. Last I finally got around to making myself very late breakfast. So now I have like NO motivation.

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