Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

ARE YOU A THERIAN? Do you want a burrito? (Y/N) inconclusive, everyone wants a burrito. Do you need to make weird noises? (Y/N) again, inconclusive, if you don’t want to make weird noises what is UP with you, my dude?

@topaz *yips*

The difference between therians and otherkin is that otherkin are all “I am Beleg Cuthalion, I speak fluent Sperethiel and like getting loaded on hazelnut mead in forests and dancing in moonlight” and therians are like YIP YAP YOP *blep*

I don’t think I could handle being plural, I’m too distractable to track more than one of me.

Idk, feeling frustrated and angry kind of at a low lying existential level about the usual stuff (poverty, creeping media assisted fascism, antisemitism, how my weird ass kinks likely don’t align with anyone’s wants, wanting to fence again see “poverty”)

@frost but the good news is that since you’re the dog you can fuss as much as you want AND still cut your nails without risking nicking yourself

Guess who decided on not enough sleep and bad CPTSD crap to try #drawing an entire game’s worth of NPCs to try figuring out their personalities? Here’s as far as I got. #wip

you know, I was gonna make a wiseass comment about people smoking like a foundry in Pittsburgh during films noir, but I can't come up with anything that good, so you get a link to Miklos Rosza's score for Double Indemnity because it's a great score (also it's a good movie!)

https://youtu.be/Cbf44knA1vY?si=gnYXo_URQJFrhgLw

https://youtu.be/gWWlHYgQn68?si=aQcs5iVy9eXzJVT9

* very Harrison Ford voice * She was the kind of dame you've seen in soft focus in a hundred different movies, with the kind of body that said "I WILL pull a gat on you at waist level at the end of the movie." *lights up*

uhhh when did we start using "dolls" for "trans women"

I mean, I *like* the term, it's just kinda retro. Like they show up in private detectives' offices and invariably pull a gat and get a soft focus close up.

@frost Oh hell yes. That's the thing about the adult world, though, they never treat it that way.

I went straight from a video of building the Imperial Palace on Terra through "you must chant the Sancti Note Bruneus in order to use the Lavatorium" to "the Drukhari clearly have soul-sucking toilets" to playing Gwar's "Jiggle the Handle" again.

every time I get the Daiya vegan/gluten free pizza, I forget that the crust has the same texture as Ritz crackers or Manischewitz matzohs, and yet the siren song of vegan 'za means I keep buying/cooking the stuff now and then

@frost maybe I can get it to where it doesn’t fuck me up like this week. I try very hard to do a good job at what’s been required and having any vague illusion of competency stripped from me is upsetting and reminiscent of the first 18 years of my life.

@frost so she’ll just find a million different mistakes I need to fix NOW presented as obvious information, and I’ll have to figure out a way to depersonalize it as I can never do anything right with her and thus it isn’t relevant data about whether I’m any good at this job, will get kicked out, am a complete moron, etc etc

@frost required to comply with my orders.

@frost it isn’t. We’re required to audit each other for accuracy. I literally can’t say no to any of this.

Fuck. Fuck, fuck. You have no idea how completely this person has made me feel like I’m fucking 10 again, this past week. Like I’m fucking 12 again. Fucking 14 again.