Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

GANDALF: Let's go through Moria!

ARAGORN: This is a terrible idea.

SAM: Sounds terrible to me.

LEGOLAS: I don't LIKE caves.

GIMLI: I'll go. Balin and his buddies went to Moria and THEY never came back, how bad can it be?

BOROMIR: Crappy idea. What do you think Frodo?

FRODO: I guess Gandalf's right.

It's like the backgrounds in this movie have two speeds;

* like something by Bernie Wrightson or Michael Kaluta with lush gorgeous colors

* eh let's just slap a green filter on some rocks

luckily for you it's not the Nazgul, it's Prancey McKinseysix.

Sorry LORD Prancey McKinseysix.

Someone whose fursona/fan name is “Dracorex” and all I can think is “will eventually grow up to be a Pachycephalosaurus.”

Hot take; even if you don’t usually wear boxer shorts you should have a pair to wear on low energy/depressed evenings. “I’m crouched in the dark like Gollum in my briefs eating surimi salad right out of the tub from Safeway” doesn’t sound quite the same.

… you guys really didn’t think through building with flammable materials, limited fire exits, downwind of 18 HD huge magical beast, did you?

And now my system or connection’s conked out, but at least I got to hear the AWESOME songs from the movie.

yeah fuck other dragons!

but don't be sad like knives

whatever you got in your scaly cloaca, WE got what it likes!

"Your grandfather lives on in our stories. I especially like the one about the hyperendowment potion and the really stacked herm unicorn."

man, everyone in this movie wants to vore Bilbo. He's like, marbled and stuff. Grain fed, free range, cage-free hobbitses.

*more Poker Face*

Don't ask for dinner dates I already got plans
My kitchen cabinet is stuffed with lots of cans
It's so cheap it goes on anything I please
I put it on my cereal and in my mac n cheese

*chorus*

fuck YES the Rankin Bass Hobbit!

*to “Poker Face”*

He can’t eat
He can’t eat
No he can’t eat
This tuna fish
(Good in salads or a sandwich)
Too too too tuna fish too too tuna fish

bad sleep, but DIFFERENTLY bad sleep, it's like a buffet!

it's becoming clear to me that I have a lot of brainpower largely devoted to spotting how badly things suck and anticipating how they're about to suck worse. As bad as things are, this can't be a realistic take on things.

Darnit. Another night of could fall asleep through the battle of Kursk next door then hours later AWAKE awake awake.

@eredien Possibly! Someone online was gonna stream the Bakshi Lord of the Rings, so I really want to see that.

@eredien https://youtu.be/XzVgRXMny3g?si=wNXDVtkT-Md7wM_i

@ziphi Thank you! I really have been trying to get better with storytelling - I'm pretty certain I've gotten better at just working at whatever size, with faces and folds in fabric. And yeah you know the sort of deal - when I think it's gonna be tweaking stuff for 5 minutes, that's 30 minutes, if I'm going to make a picture in an hour or so, suddenly two hours are gone.