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yesterday - spider war! CW there’s a lot of spiders in this one.

slips into your DMs like “Ushi-Tora. Do you want to hire me? As your bodyguard? I get 5 ryo.”

Okay so listening to Metallica and as is tradition, 4d6 taking the best 3;

15, 14, 14, 11, 11, 08

Probably fighter or thief.

unfortunately my first exposure to the concept of "cantina" was Star Wars and therefore the mention of "cantina chicken" in Taco Bell ads suggests eating crappy chicken quesadillas with aliens while listening to jizz.

so djibalae. Jabba waninchi ko wa znaya nya nabushka heh heh heh.

okay so the Uruk Hai give Merry and Pippin firey orc drinks to help them recover. Then, Treebeard gives them ent-draughts. Finally, they raid Saruman's cellars after Isengard falls and JRRT doesn't detail everything they drink from there

conclusion; this is the healing potion tour of Middle Earth

So there’s a noteworthy cartoonist, George Herriman, mixed race with passing privilege when being even distantly Black invited shocking abuse. One way he “passed” was he always wore a hat to cover his tight curls.

Okay, BUT how did that even work? Early 20th c Americans were assholes about hats, too.

Choosing armies like Evil Sunz or Imperial Fists because the models are easier to see when they fall on the floor.

Possibly the unintentionally funniest Wikipedia listing I’ve ever read; the Emperor granted exclusive rights to train Doppelsöldner to the Brotherhood of Saint Mark, in Frankfurt, until a rival school they protested sprung up in Prague.

The Brotherhood gets referred to as the Marx brothers.

yesterday or finished yesterday. CW firearms; I’m not sure I especially want to continue doing sci fi stuff with recognizably modern style military, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

okay I am NOT getting Trader Joe's Southwestern Salad again. That thing gave me epic farts. Farts so epic they get listed as a psychic power during the Horus Heresy.

@Oneironott well hopefully I can fall over soon and remember things are actually a lot closer to okay than I currently feel. Hopefully *we*, sounds like.

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@Oneironott Hey, I am not really sure what to say, but I read this and empathize with suddenly hitting a huge low spot like that.

Having the weirdest insomnia right now. I was kinda hoping to NOT have insomnia, you know?

okay I am now finally eating this tarragon chicken with Jerusalem artichokes from the Ottolenghi cookbook

and I'm really enjoying the shallots, the chicken is kinda a nice extra, and tbh Jerusalem artichokes are so much effort for crunch that no, I'm not using 'em again.

I was hiking up a hill and feeling a little beat down around 5:30 when suddenly I thought maybe the drowsiness and low mood might be histamine release from having had two vaccinations yesterday. If that's what's doing this, I really hope another night of sleep will get me back to "normal."

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