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THE YEAR IS 1864

THE RISE OF A MIDDLE CLASS HAS BROUGHT ABOUT THE END OF AN ERA AND THE FALL OF A DYNASTY

A SAMURAI ONCE SERVANT TO ROYALTY IS FORCED TO WANDER WITH NO MASTER TO SERVE

AND NO DEVICES OTHER THAN HIS WITS AND HIS SWORD

*scratches frantically behind ear*

another science fiction movie only instead of lifting plot elements from Shichinin no Samurai, it lifts them from Blazing Saddles

you'd do it for Randolph Scott.

Most people make that mistake, what I understand is that Frankenstein’s the monster, and the creature he made is named Adam.

Real bad case of the “nothing to live for” today, I realize this is probably missed sleep and just not wanting to lose another half weekend to my parents, but it’s still not comfortable.

@rkniner I mean there's any number of things I'd like to magically disappear - F150s come to mind - but yesterday I was particularly angry about the whole AI th...

okay, so not really yesterday. I suspect like the Reagan Administration I'll be angry about it for the rest of my life, however long I get.

coyote sing along hour, Buddhism, Judaism 

a culture of fear cut through me
I felt my heart contract
to my mind I brought the image of light
and I expanded outwards
my fear was just a shadow
and a voice spoke in my head
She said;
dark is not the opposite of light,
it's the absence of light.

1-800-GOT-JUNK AD “we brought a truckload of magic. What would you like to make disappear?”

ME, N THE PHONE UNDER A MINUTE LATER “this is 1-800-got-junk? Yeah. See there’s this company, OpenAI and…”

@frost No, this is new to me! Found a place that might process actual film yet?

youtu.be/43bkF9u9_aI?si=2IxdyN

in case you were wondering, The Best Parts with the Allosaurus start at 9:23 and not only are they pretty awesome they are, in fact, reminiscent of Sato Masaru's score for Gojira tai Mekagojira.

seriously fanboying about Primarchs for some reason seems even more pointless than a lot of nerd fictional hero-worship like "who would win in a fistfight, Carl Sagan or Richard Feynman" or whatever

we all know that the primarchs dwarf space marines and normal humans but what we really want to know is just how much did Magnus completely wreck Leman Russ' nord-hole

ugh

forget I said that

nobly listening to all of Sacre du Printemps instead of skipping to the best bits with the Allosaurus

lessee made chick pea/potato/spinach/corn soup

cooked up all the chard which as predicted went from the size of my head to a few large forkfulls

cleaned the bathtub, the sink and the toilet

took dismantled boxes to the recycling

unloaded the dishwasher

theoretically about to revamp more closet.

J-lube is short for Japanese lubricant. Fans of Korean or Chinese personal lubricants are into K-lube or C-lube instead.

it’s a poodle-poodle cross or a poopoo!

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