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re: warhammer 40k drukhari humor 

@LexYeen

Drukhari 🤝​ Shadar Kai
being LITERALLY THE SAME ELVES

Tonight’s since unsure what posting will look like tomorrow.

@LexYeen I mean it IS canon that aeldari go through hobbies and while a normal elf will go okay, shooting humans and orks with a flamethrower was pretty cool for a couple of centuries but I think it's time to switch to something different like pottery that only occasionally uses a flamethrower, drukhari have literally only the one hobby. I guess two if you count sadism and masochism separately.

so it takes like 45 minutes of servitors hooking you up and chanting while putti flutter overhead to get you INTO Space Marine Armor

is there like a quick release? Like "crap all activators are out down my left side and the place is crawling with elves who make a bloodplay party during Folsom look gentle, I need to get out of this rig NOW?"

re: uspol 

@amagire sympathy. Gonna go draw Dark Future stuff as an escape from this reality, I'm not quite sure how that one works.

necron technology, so ancient that they tap the button twice to activate their jump packs

this went straight through potential jokes about 8 bit tracks to the realization that the "Klingon Battle" in Star Trek the Motion Picture is basically about Klingons unsuccessfully avoiding saving to OneDrive

a right winger is someone who is deeply angry about imaginary problems and wants to turn them into horrifying real world actions, a leftist is someone who's deeply angry about very real problems and wants to turn them into more being deeply angry.

yesterday. Unsure how drawing might work out later today thanks to adjusting to new glasses plus fatigue.

status update to Project My Eyes and Cheek are Fuxx0red

my eyes, and cheek, are still fuxx0red

@Exindiv I mean for all I know somewhere out there Bayard Wu and Terryl Whitlatch are doing the same exact thing.

@Tuftears Glad! I can spot all the mistakes but that's sort of always how it goes.

@electrickeet Thanks! the WA voter portal says it got mailed 10/16, but this is literally an election which could potentially destroy life on earth, so I feel a little antsy.

@Ylfingr the bad news; WA relies so heavily on mail in/drop off votes there are very few polling stations. It's nigh impossible to find a place to physically walk in and do the deed at worst case scenario.

Well no ballot again today. I'm pretty certain they have the correct address. I'll call the county people and ask for a replacement ballot tomorrow.

Being an artist is wild because you see all sorts of styles from deceptively simple looking to intricately realistic, and all of them are REALLY good independent of style and reflect careful thought

and then you forget all this while looking at your own stuff and it doesn’t even compare.

* Daft Punk voice *

Eating
Doughnuts
Makes us
Fatter

Pershing
Bismarck
Kruller
Fritter

Pour some
Coffee
Creamer
Sugar

Even
After
Work is
Over

* will not while stoned leave OTVAR ZA RUSS! FENRIS HJOLDA! as a comment on the official Metallica YouTube post of Of Wolf and Man *

coyote sing along hours, all caps 

chill in the air cold as steel tonight
we shift call of the wyld
fear in your eyes
it's later than you realize
whoooooaaa
uhhhh, uh!
yeah!

I FEEL A CHANGE
BACK TO A BETTER DAY
EVEN OUR PUPS KNOW THAT THIS IS THE AGE OF APOCALYPSE
HAIR STANDS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK
AND A QUESTION HANGS HEAVY IN THE AIR

coyote sing along hour 

bing bing bing bing!
bong bong bong bong!

she zoremet
she zoremet
she z (this continues for several hours)
she zoremet she always get it (x28)
she zoremet she likes schwarma
she zoremet, there is no drama

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