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tired: calling them Burger King hash browns

wired: calling them breakfast shuriken

inspired: kiai like Bruce Lee while flinging them to hit your targets with a wet SPLUT

I wasn't the most patriotic dude ever but I definitely liked the United States a lot more than whatever the fuck THIS is.

from Friday, a Schwerer Panzergänger during Kaiserchlacht in 1918.

I'm awake, and even though I probably want to sleep more, I slept great once I did. Hopefully this hasn't/won't accumulate enough to make commuting impossible.

@ziphi so is Montalban himself some sort of really suave jaguar anthro or what?

My first action as President will be to create an Office of Youth Government Elligibility, Variation And Local Transactions, or OYGEVALT. This will accomplish exactly nothing other than sounding big and convincing existing agencies that they’re being watched.

@amaranthh It's spicy but not hugely so, and has a hint of vinegar and sweetness. It's also fairly thick, which makes it a better base for sauces than a lot of hot sauce.

spotted recently online;

younger or non-English speakers being baffled by the lyrics "Comet! It makes your mouth turn green... Comet! It makes you vomit/So try some comet and vomit today" and assuming, given the "Colonel Bogey March" as context, it was some sort of military thing - possibly the A34, late war upgunned Cromwell.

An Indiana Jones Prequel Movie, but it’s just Sarmatian cavalry expanding a fort on what used to be a northern English village, then there are some more civilian houses and a public bath and eventually someone builds a mithraeum

yes I know my enemy
they're the teachers who taught me to fight me
compromise
conformity
assimilation
submission
ignorance
hypocrisy
brutality
the elite

wait so you mean Superfly isn't a sequel to The Fly?

WA pol, transphobia 

I feel that a big danger of the Trump Administration isn't just the bigots-in-chief, but they'll have little nauseating local sycophants eagerly imitating their bigotry - and state politics is a lot easier to screw with than national politics.

so even here we face;

app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/1038

please write in your opposition to this thing!

okay dinner is hot dogs with mustard and kraut, and a beer.

okay not entirely true. I wasn't anticipating wanting the last hot dog, so that has kochujang, one of the best hot dog toppings ever

Stop, back up, review the basics (uspol, note to self) 

1) they are doing this as an intentional, abusive tactic

2) its success hinges on me forgetting I have any future beyond their abuse

3) a different future can exist predicated on how I survived previous abuse, and they don't completely control my present either

4) my understanding that I'm in no way to blame for, or deserving of, their abuse has improved over the last few years

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