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“Ah! Poirot does not, ‘ow you say it, French kiss; ‘e only offers BELGIAN kisses. And, as well, Poirot can offer mustache rides.”

DNI meaning DeoxyNucleic Information, equivalent to RNI, which comes in two forms, mRNI or messenger ribonucleic information, and tRNI, too much ribonucleic information.

“Shea butter,” so called after the late Shea Guevara, is what truly committed Communists put on pancakes.

this morning, still not Claire Wendling

nervousness here and there tearing into me.

putting garlic in the hot cross buns to make them extra effective against vampires

coyote sing along lyrics, all caps 

SURELY THOU HAD LITTLE VALUE
WHEN THE SKILLFUL ILMARINEN
FIRST OF ALL THE IRON WORKERS
BROUGHT THEE FROM THE BLACKENED SWAMPLAND
TOOK THEE TO HIS ANCIENT SMITHY

gettin' rid of all the hametz in the house through the simple expedient of trying to EAT it all before Pesach

including my housemate's hot cross buns what she can't have that many of, lest they spike her blood sugar.

naw, I'm not going to be especially orthodox about it. AGAIN this year. Maybe next year...

coyote sing along hour 

All the things I have left to lose will someday be gone too
Back into annihilation
All things will fade, maybe it’s better off this way
I wish you’d stay with me
How lucky I ever was to see
The way that you smiled at me
Your little moon face shining bright at me
One day soon, there’ll be nothing left of you and me

It’s not “the inmates are running the asylum” so much as “the inmates bought the asylum, took over writing the DSM, got rid of all the recreational facilities and most of the beds, since Tuesday we’ve been unsure whether they’re reinstating shock treatment, and also the asylum now costs a lot more.”

consider;

Spongebob Squarepants is a fictional utopia where main characters have enough leisure to play saxophone

Star Trek the Next Generation is a fictional utopia where main characters have enough leisure to play trombone

therefore;

there is a jazz crossover episode

@anthracite I was just thinking of how completely miserable I was but I was sure it was my fault, and everything else was okay.

so I was listening to Danheim and this shitpost fell out...

Ever wonder; if you could get the fantasy of going back in time to meet your younger self, and tell them things were going to turn out OK, that they would have a whole life ahead of them they couldn’t dream of

would they’d look at you blankly and insist things were GREAT for them, where they were?

I’d previously thought my increased frustration with this job stems from how the well off customers and companies here I see as symptoms of the same classist elitist exploitation that created the Trump regime. Now that I have this other example of stuff which truly upsets me since I think that and Trumpism arise from the same rot, I feel that’s definitely part of what’s going on.

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A Trader Joe’s frozen meal so small that it’s Authentic Thai Drunken [singular] Noodle

I realized that I was so upset about the “dire wolf” thing because to me it represents everything that sucks about this fucking time period in this fucking country..

uspol, mh - - - 

@ziphi thanks. It’s upsetting but more so feeling like I’m the only one (to be fair because they pulled so much other horrific crap).

I need to get out of this country

If I’m optimistic and I survive until a 2028 election which the Democrats somehow win

Republicans will be back in charge in 4 to 8 years. This regime will be held up as a standard of when America was strong, brave and happy and it’ll be worse.

I’m middle aged and I do not want to be doing this again when I’m actually old

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