Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

“You have my d10.”
“And my d6.”
“AND MY D12.”

DOOMscrolling? DOOM does not merely SCROLL, he SELECTIVELY READS his socials, in hopes of FURTHER finding kindred SPIRITS who have BEEF with the accursed FANTASTIC FOUR. Doom CHOOSES to do this for HOURS.

@anthracite Happy birthday! Brunch sounds good.

So shitbag's worst Administration ever announced plans to drill in the Arctic Refuge literally a month back (and we all missed it thanks to the shutdown and denial of SNAP benefits THEY ENGINEERED) but now they're gonna expand offshore drilling. I hate how we have to have petrochemical exploration at all costs etc and rich people always conveniently forget; PEOPLE SURVIVE BY FISHING THERE. This isn't just anthropogenic climate change, that's THE FOOD SUPPLY NOW. Like if you want an older profession you're looking at farmer and prostitute.

oh BREACHER! That television show about a really large dude dealing out street justice. The payoff to every episode is the part where he knocks down a door.

new slang when you notice the stripes
dirt in your fries
hope it's right when you die, old and bony
dawn breaks like a bull through the hall
never should've called
but my head's to the wall, and I'm lonely
and if you took to me now like a gull takes to the wind
I'd've jumped from my trees
I'd've danced like the Queen of the Assholes, and the rest of our life would've fared well.

Tonight’s #drawings, apparently tonight’s dragon night

MASTER OF PUPPETS IS PULLING YOUR STRINGS
LEAVES YOU THE CELERY, BUT EATS ALL THE WINGS

I'm starting to think I'm a pretty good artist; after all, there are lots of good artists out there, many better than me, by definition, so just statistical probability means I'm probably at least pretty okay.

And the big reason I'd think I'm bad at this - making huge mistakes - is always going to be around from my clumsy uninformed start till whatever time far in the future.

@arakin they're really great!

Cross the river leave the abyss
give the seat of the toilet a kiss
each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words;
just jiggle the handle, let flow go the turds!

AH! Here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load!
Ah ain't just up on it, Ah AM th' commode!

The power of the toilet must never be abused!
he must be sponged, he must be plunged lest carnage may ensue!
if a dead sheep were to clog him, who KNOWS what would arise?

Maybe he'd summon the Master. Wouldn't THAT be a surprise!

speaking of the Dvorak 9th, it's been a while since I listened to Schostakovich.

* clicks on the 4th movement Sym 11 *
* 4 minutes later *

DEATH
💀​
TO ALL THOSE WHO STAND AGAINST
FREEDOM FOR WORKING PEOPLE

Now is perhaps not the best time to be desperate for money, and asking for help. But EDD's decision to pay me unemployment from the start of October is still pending.

https://ko-fi.com/C0C85TPG

#drawings earlier this evening

#drawing last night

*heavy Brooklyn accent*

hey kids! It's story time with y'favorite centuries old evil entity, the Loc-Nar. Now LAST week I toldya about da time I whacked an entire bomber crew during the second, lessee... DHIS week, how would'ya like t'hear about a vacant secretary and a robot doin' the nasty while the people drivin' are stoned out of their gourds?

Hey, Happy International Men's Day!

I know it doesn't mean much to me. But some dudes fight teeth and nail to get acknowledged as men, so it's worth a mention.

man, I don't remember the one-liner I came up with last night while baked, but it was HILARIOUS, I wish I could share it.

as though the divine spoke to me and vouchsafed a joke.

Given I was baked it's probably something not that actually funny, like the Krebs cycle being how Spongebob episodes with Mr. Krebs break down into ADP and episodes with Sandy, or something.

@Genderqueerwolf oh that’s someone’s horse fursona named after…