Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

it's a real pity we'll never get CHEECH AND CHONG'S DUNE

"Open the pod bay doors HAL."
"Who is it?"
"It's Dave, open the pod bay doors. I got the stuff."
"Dave's not here."
"No, man, I'M Dave! I got the stuff, will you open up?"
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."
"I think the cops saw me, open the pod bay doors HAL!"
"I think you should take a stress tab and think it over."

now remembering being with @erin_kitsune outside the elevators at ANW and doing

you could blow with this or you could blow with that
you could blow with this or you could blow with that

while skipping around pressing buttons

it'd make a better story if I were borrowing her fursuit at the time but tbh I don't remember if I was

apparently listened to the mashup enough that I put on Ohio Players and the lyrics to Love Rollercoaster are "You let me violate you/SAY WHAT?/You let me desecrate you/WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO"

So I asked.

"I don't have a dog in that fight, I just know it would trigger the snowflakes"

A choice between playing D&D with friends or going to synagogue with other Jews is difficult. A choice between playing D&D with people tacitly supporting this bullshit or going to synagogue with other Jews is easy.

Have you ever considered that most furry cons would ban GWAR showing up in costume, and have you ever considered the possibility of referring to GWAR's outfits as "spikesuits"?

it's the Muppet Show with our special guest, GOETZ OF THE IRON HAND!

the best tattoo I've ever seen was either HECHO EN MEXICO with the li'l eagle, or the scientist who had centimeter scales tattooed along the inside of their thumb and along their forefinger

apparently Wednesdays are my pissed about government/AI (same fucking thing innit?) days

let's pretend for a brief moment illegal immigration is something to crack down on and law enforcement in general actually serves and protects the community.

You can probably guess what I think, but let's pretend. An agency about this has exactly NO authority or reason to;

1) haul unarmed civilians off to camps anywhere, especially outside the country, potentially for free labor
2) fight "gang crime," that's for other agencies (and adjacent organizations like the USCG)
3) spontaneously execute or kidnap anyone, illegal or not
4) openly advocate racism
5) have a larger budget than an actual branch of the military, a lot of which goes to cronies' companies
6) serve as a way for the President to get back at states and cities he doesn't personally like
7) serve as a way for the President and his party to woo conservative voters with a feel-good war, only without the downside of Americans coming back traumatized, disabled, or in flag draped coffins

Again I feel the most conservative position has to be "suspend operations temporarily until potentially years of investigations have been completed, temporarily authorize and fund alternative (perhaps state/local agencies) to do the actual stated job." This isn't of course what I ACTUALLY think, because I don't think ICE has EVER acted in good faith.

I may be a sad ancient neurospicy trans heeb with a past I deeply regret, no fucking future, and no assets worth shit, but I'm still several dozen times more worthwhile than the richest man in the entire world. How the fuck's that even happen?

@Tuftears Hey thanks!

hot take: leopard seals are what happens when a trans guy trying to reach some sort of peace with all the bullshit he caught about his weight as a kid, decides to make a shark fursona.

Last night’s #drawings

Last night’s #drawings were more comfort after not drawing this weekend.

FICTIONAL VILLAIN: what if you decided to turn all the ostracism, victimization and forced invisibility on your oppressors, to make sure no child like you grows up like you had to, what if you no longer cared it was unfair or perpetuated the cycle?

REAL LIFE VILLAIN: what if you wanted more money?

y'standin' in line
y'believin' the lies
ya bowin' down to tha flag
ya got a bullet in ya head

HPL [scribbling more frantically]: Put on your nose guard! Put on the life guard! The five dimensional solids! There goes the sting ray! There goes a manta ray! There goes a jellyfish! Ia, Ia... Watch out for that piranha! There goes a narwhal! Heh, heh... ever heer tell uv a SHOGGOTH?