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The world is a vampire, but fans are conflicted about whether it’s Lasombra, Malkavian, or Ventrue antitribue, and trying to check p XX doesn’t help

this is today’s “that’s very funny auntie, let’s get you inside, we’ve tapioca pudding as a treat today” joke

this was a joke btw, I've only once made enough noise that anyone banged on the floor here, and it wasn't last night

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damnit no matter how loud I play The Blue Danube Waltz it doesn't make my ballpoint pen float in midair

it just bounces up off the table 2-12 mm or so

oh yeah and also [terrence mckenna voice] there is a rhythmic pounding, as of drumming to your heartbeat, on your floor, and a voice shouting

a Coyote Space Agency routine low orbit maintenance launch

* puts on The Blue Danube Waltz, leans back in chair with arms and legs out and asks "open the pod bay doors HAL"

before the edible: they have passed like rain in the mountains, like wind in the meadow. the days have gone down in the west behind the hills into shadow

after the edible and most of a Slough Feg album: SHIELDS SHALL BE SPINTERED! SPEARS SHALL BE SHAKEN! HAMMER OF THE GODS WILL DRIVE OUR SHIPS TO NEW LANDS! A NEW MOON, A BLUE HAWAII, A WET WILLY TILL THE WORLD LIES RUINED!

okay it took a while to warm up to this as had an edible music but I think I'm okay channeling my inner Jain Zar right now

(okay just doing the wrist action to move a practice sword rapidly feels pretty good)

hmmm. I think this Lord Weird Slough Feg album is the awesomest thing in the world, it's making me want to get a crap ton of paint and build Corsairs or Harlequins or something

I'm not quite sure if FUCKING BADASS SPACE ELF SAILING THE WEBWAY is the mood I'm in right now?

Tonight’s , I’m real mixed about the dwarf mecha pic; maybe I should stay away from anything that looks vaguely modern military, it leaves sort of a bad taste. But then there’s only one way to find out if you like drawing something right?

all caps rant, trains 

"meaning this airplane here could cut cross country flight times in half" FOR FUCK'S SAKE A BULLET TRAIN IS VERY SLIGHTLY MORE AERODYNAMIC THAN A CAR AND YOU DON'T NEED TO DUMP FUEL INTO PUSHING IT INTO THE AIR THEN LANDING IT JUST BUILD A FUCKING CROSS COUNTRY TRAIN I BEG YOU

oh no I found a video of 2025 Scale Model World and NOW instead of fantasizing about weird kink or a huge bowl of noodle soup I want to get on a train and see cool models and maybe even buy model kits I shouldn't buy.

luckily there's an IPMS show locally in April. I just have to survive that long.

so earlier today I said Dark Sun and Ravenloft are great settings but not really D&D - Dark Sun might be Fate since it's all about shifting conditions and weird talents more than your gear, I wasn't sure about Ravenloft.

Then I realized Spelljammer is not just D&D but 4e. Weird talents and powerful monsters are streamlined to everyone's special action each round and it's vital to know where you are aboard a ship.

equivalent to creating a farmer's market so people with 3d printers could sell stuff they printed, and yeah you figured there'd be some crossover with selling wood stuff cut with a bandsaw, but saying it's a farmers market means there are now buskers and people selling PRODUCE and you just CAN'T.

Keeping Hitler’s brain alive in a jar, keeping Trump’s brain alive in a McDonald’s wrapper

I didn't know about this track, and *now* I want to jump across the void of space to board a Githyanki astral skiff, runesword howling in my grasp

youtu.be/NpjSv6sBRbk

@annathecrow Thanks! He's vaguely inspired by a character who shows up very briefly in Battle Chasers and a somewhat more involved villain in Blade of the Immortal. Uh... that dates me...

next thought; glueing googly eyes on the outside of a brain jar, with or without using sharpie to draw in surprised eyebrows

@LexYeen here I was going to suggest using a sharpie to draw eyebrows on too

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