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@Tuftears Thanks! I'm worried about the spacing on the figures, if in fact they should be closer and maybe more overlapped.

Today’s was sorta experimental, not sure if I really succeeded.

"Master Yoda, I must know. IS Darth Vader my father?"
"Seen things you people couldn't imagine, have I. Attack ships on fire off the shores of Coruscant. Seen C-beams in their glittering armor have I."
"Oh COME ON just answer the question!"
"Your father he is. Told you complete bullshit for our convenience we did."

listening to soundtrack again

"The Emperor? He's coming HERE?"
"That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased by your apparent lack of booty."
"We shall redouble our efforts!"
"I hope so, for your own sake, Commander. The Emperor doesn't have my bodacious ass."

The guilt trips, shaming, prejudice, and double standards would slide right off my skull if I were neurotypical, but I’m not and consequently the overwhelm played out as self hate again today.

Metallica lyrics, all caps, "humor" 

MASTER OF PUPPETS IS GIVING YOU FLEAS
GOES IN YOUR FREEZER AND EATS ALL THE PEAS
BLINDED BY ME YOU CAN'T SEE A THING
JUST CALL MY NAME 'CAUSE I'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
MASTER
MASTER
* massive air guitar solo *

dude! rolled 14 13 10 12 16 17 while listening to The Four Horsemen. This is a way better character than that first dude, she could be a paladin or an illusionist.

so uh that first character I rolled up got eaten by Xvarts and his SISTER decided to avenge him, before play.

okay, I am listening to Seek & Destroy, which MEANS it's time to do what's traditional for listening to Metallica;

10 12 12 07 16 13

probably just a fighter or a thief

Kimchi So Good You Have to Open It In the Sink ™️

So first I said “do you think Commissar Yarrick takes the Ork powerfist off when he needs to shower/crap/sleep? do you think he *doesn't* and that's why he's constantly got that angry expression? do you think he's ever fisted Ghazghkull Thraka?” and then someone suggested “He doesn't take off the fist, he puts a second, even bigger one, on top of it”

do you think Commissar Yarrick takes the Ork powerfist off when he needs to shower/crap/sleep? do you think he *doesn't* and that's why he's constantly got that angry expression? do you think he's ever fisted Ghazghkull Thraka?

corn liquor tastes different in this town
could it be it's the same as the last?
swear I saw your face elsewhere before
just as familiar as a bottle and a glass
hey darlin! sleepin' on the blacktop
hey darlin! runnin' through the trees honey
hey darlin'! leavin' for the next town
less'n my sense catches up with me

holy light all through the night oh
keep the spirits strong
watch it grow child of wolf
keep holding on

when I run through the deep dark forest long
after this begun
where the sun would set the rivers were dead
and the trees were none
and I looked for a trace to bring me back home from this place
but there was no sound there was only me in my disgrace
hej hej heja

coyote sing along hour 

I'm machine, obsolete
land of the free lobotomy
I wanna suck I wanna lick
I wanna cry I wanna spit
tears of pleasure, tears of pain
trickle down your face the same
it's how you look not how you feel
a city of glass with no heart
if I had a tail, I'd own the night
if I had a tail, I'd swat the flies

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