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Birdsite opinion, five minutes hate 

One key difference between me and our beloved head twit is that when I do something phenomenally bad, I don’t have thousands of people telling me I’m like Moshe Rabbenu. Other differences include “I am probably conscious that this was bad or hurtful,” “I am cognizant of my ability to make mistakes,” and “this crummy decision has cost less than the income of the entire Midwest when you exclude Warren Buffet.”

dude DUDE DUUUUUDE! an actual possible panjegan! The Sassanians used to use something to shoot five arrows at once and nobody knows what they looked like.

Archery - Shooting the Persian Panjegan youtu.be/GtpH_4ExmG8 via @YouTube

Archery: Special Ottoman Shooting with a Majra or Nawak / www.archery-th... youtu.be/ES__ddb7E74 via @YouTube

a "solenarion"!

Rain Dog boosted

Images, fantasy humanoids, spiders 

today; three halfling characters (ranger and spellcasters), and a barbarian encounters giant spiders in the Underdark. Appropriately enough I was listening to Cirith Ungol, which is probably why she’s sort of an Elmore character.

Images, fantasy humanoids, spiders 

today; three halfling characters (ranger and spellcasters), and a barbarian encounters giant spiders in the Underdark. Appropriately enough I was listening to Cirith Ungol, which is probably why she’s sort of an Elmore character.

@xinjinmeng Wound up listening to "Forever Black" and I'm currently finishing "King of the Dead." They sing about stuff that matters to me, like Elric (and there's a Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser song on Forever Black!).

"Black Harvest" is the Green Lung album which totally rocks.

holy shit this 2021 Green Lung album is pure awesome

but you know who I haven't listened to while drawing D&D garbage?

is Cirith Ungol, that's who!

oh YEAHHHHHH the MECO "Star Wars"

Serious throwback to the days when you could have a cigarette to go with your Arby's sandwich. You know, just buy a pack from the nearest vending machine.

I went from from how literally decades after both the Matrix and the Peter Jackson LotR movies came out, making fun of Agent Smith/Elrond is still funny; to how frankly, Mortal Engines was an awesome movie.

@mawr "Weep, o ladies! For the penis of Marcus Varra now seeks only the buttholes of men" and "Juliana has had every Retriarius in both Pompei and Herculaneum"

... oh sorry that's checking rome.social, that's not the Egyptian instance.

re: Shitposting 

@mawr every word of this is truth. Why, I remember big Mastodon discussions of Beavis and Butthead.

Huh huh. That was cool.

I don't think something as large as ethnicities (so a huge number of people, adapting culture across centuries and continents) can be *defined* as good or bad.

I'm obviously biased (I think the whole gadzei for gadzei, Roma for Roma attitude is a dead end, and feel that acceptance is more important here - that what I am is different from the people who surround me, and it's just as valid, no more or less) but I don't think the world works that way.

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Every group of people has some folks who want to think they're somehow better - if they're not innately physically better, they're culturally better informed or they're more virtuous for having suffered more. But it's bullshit; it's this mix of trying to justify yourself with someone's money making scheme, and that's by definition not really going to be related to genetic roulette or how most cultures are a mix of the sublime and complete garbage.

all caps lovecraftian shitpost, appalachia 

*blasts fiddle music probably too late on Friday evening*

AYUH, A QUEER SORTA TAOWN AT TH' MOUTH OF TH' MANUXET RIVER

AH SEEN THEM, AN' AH SEEN WHAT THEY BROUGHT WITH THEM

HEH HEH EVER HEER TELL UV A SHOGGOTH?

Sadly nothing about this involves dangling from the ceiling in a cat suit to avoid laser eye beams

or having a former racecar driver lose the police in a hectic chase after the thieves' stolen electricians' van, culminating in jumping a bridge just as it raises to let boats through

I mean probably none of these people even vaguely looked like Michael Caine in a turtleneck

Hundreds of ancient gold coins stolen from German museum in under 10 minutes, officials say pbs.org/newshour/world/hundred

@LexYeen Nope, not yet. Currently I'm going to see if Earl's Garage in Shoreline can tackle it.

ph -. unintentional self harm 

successfully hoofed it all the way back, which was maybe not a great idea. My shoulders are sore, but I managed to start laundry, transfer money as a hedge against the car being expensive, left vm for car shop and for my folks, put groceries away.

Also I punched the roof of the car hard enough to skin knuckles, because I was frustrated about how no tow places seemed to be open; so I disinfected my hands and cleaned blood off my phone.

Going to shower and cook fish - I think all groceries survived the trip okay thanks to the cold weather.

Would anyone have recommendations for car mechanics in north Seattle?

And while that’s pretty minor compared to “having ultra reactionary voices dominate a space which used to have an okay number of leftist voices” or “when reactionaries get exclusive ‘freedom of speech’ people die,” it still sucks big red baboon ass.

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